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From: fewmit
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Date: 10/21/2013 10:47:50 PM
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I must make many apologies to my countrymen. I have allowed a puny African nation to score on us today, thus depriving Team USA of it's proper shutout. Words cannot express my shame, and I am too overwhelmed with sorrow to even punish my players properly....so I have asked the players to whip themselves instead in this time of grief. Although magiker may come by to help as it's hard to keep him away from a good whippin'.

But I will allow only one day of self-recrimination! Tomorrow we start planning for the utter destruction of the Philippines U21 next week! Suck our God, Mom, and apple pie rest of the world!!!

All hail the mighty U21 and the genius mastermind coach fewmit! End communication.


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From: fewmit
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Date: 10/28/2013 10:49:36 PM
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So I feel I have to beg for your patience at this point. I understand winning at the beginning of the season is pretty exciting, with the anticipation of the new season and our eventual gold trophy. But now we're kinda getting to the middle part of the season, where the wins are more mundane, and you wonder why we have to just keep winning all these games for months on end when the whole world knows we will capture the gold in the end. So I feel bad...I didn't write the rules, so these wins just have to happen as a formality. Please bear with us as we win against everyone, and again I apologize that we have to win so much. Thanks!

All hail the mighty U21 and the genius mastermind coach fewmit! End communication.

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From: Coolbobj

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Date: 10/30/2013 1:20:31 AM
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Big ups to fewmit on the redemption tour through Belgium.

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Date: 11/5/2013 9:38:23 AM
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Losing to top 10 ranked Spain. Unacceptable. I don't care if we TIE'd; US should never, ever ever lose.

From: fewmit
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Date: 11/5/2013 11:00:31 PM
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Do not believe your eyes here. You really think that we lost to Spain? Spain? The same Spain that hasn't won at any international level since the 17th century? I pity your gullibility if you thought for a second we lost that game. Sure the score shows such a thing, but that is merely what the liberal Eurocentric Buzzerbeater elite would like you to think. Take heart dear Americans! I was there, we damn well won this game, and the truth will come out in good time after I'm done suing Charles, placing a hit on Marin, and following the money back to Patrick. Cowardly assmonkeys one and all...too afraid of the superior power of the USA U21 that they resort to cheap shenanigans to try to bring us discredit.

All hail the mighty U21 and the genius mastermind coach fewmit! End communication.

Last edited by fewmit at 11/5/2013 11:00:58 PM

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From: fewmit
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Date: 11/18/2013 8:50:48 PM
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The casual observer may wonder why the mighty U21 has lost 3 games in a row now. This casual observer may say such things as "there must be some glitch in the game engine", or "I'm confused". The answer is of course the most obvious: we lost those games on purpose. I need not remind you of the self-evidentness that the U21 can utterly destroy any opponent any time. It's so self-evident that I feel ridiculous even pointing it out here. However the inevitability of our victories has become so tedious that I decided to create a new challenge for the team. To annoy this guy: (23806). And we're so awesome that even that was too easy. Next week we may have to cure Alzheimers to keep us on our toes.

And don't you worry about that gold trophy, even if we technically don't win it it will be awarded to us by a unanimous vote of the U21 World's coaches. They know we would have won it and would feel ashamed at some pretender taking it.

All hail the mighty U21 and the genius mastermind coach fewmit! End communication.

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From: Coolbobj

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Date: 11/20/2013 1:18:51 PM
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However the inevitability of our victories has become so tedious that I decided to create a new challenge for the team. To annoy this guy: (23806). And we're so awesome that even that was too easy. Next week we may have to cure Alzheimers to keep us on our toes.


You're pretty good at it.

From: Xarn

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Date: 11/22/2013 10:44:43 PM
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Do the games we're playing in Belgium count? We appear to be 3-3 over the last 6 games.

I don't pay attention to the NT scene so I have no idea where we are in tournament play. I'm guessing these are just scrimmages given the fun nature of your posts.

From: Big Dogs

To: Xarn
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Date: 11/23/2013 11:24:22 AM
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The last 6 games do count. In the Taiwan game, I think we got a little unlucky. France threw us a Normal, but could've beat us regardless. Spain also Normaled us. If they were to TIE, I believe we would win that one.

From: Xarn

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Date: 11/24/2013 9:37:13 AM
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Gotcha.

Time to climb back on the bike, I suppose.

Go USA!