I wish I had brothers. Sisters are mean. I’m OK with you being on good terms with both of them. My brother-in-law might not be so happy about it though.
I’m no Dr. Phil, but I try. I’m sensing some bottled up emotions. You resent your sisters and have this idea that brothers are all sunshine and rainbows. Well, let me tell yah, the grass isn’t any greener on the other side. In fact, sometimes there is no grass at all. I want you to listen carefully to what I’m about to tell yah, because this is going to change your life and bring the love back into your heart: I want you to start living your life as a gay woman.
"You will lose." -Ivan Drago