Damn these capitalists.
But since we are already inapropriately interfering with your business case: shouldn't you be able to find some tech-affiliated talents (= Nerds) for internships? It is a legitimate start-up behaviour to exploit students...
There have been interns at BB, as far as I know (the exact name escapes me).
However, I guess the problem with interns is that (a) they generally work during the summer, and (b) at about the time they start figuring out the ropes, they leave
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."