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lalala just another couple of million spent by the league to acquire players...feels like the EPL here (but it's only D3)

11. Baker Street Irregulars - team salary - 243 922 - average starters' salary - 33 044 - average backup's (6-10) salary - 11 567 - arena size - 16 850

meredith and co. are back. man, this blue side can knock it down from the perimeter. idk how the allstar voting is going to turn out, much less the mvp voting. meredith is a candidate for both, though. once again, one questions whether or not they can beat a bigtime team, but again and again, they answer with a resounding yes by making postseason runs. could be more of the same this season, or they could miss the playoffs. the doofuses are a quality squad. i still don't know if that's enough to make the doofuses a playoff team. baker street will no doubt have plenty to say about it. as always, the irregulars tout one of the best benches in the league, assuring their cup run is successful, and making them dangerous on any given night. it wouldn't surprise me if they won a playoff game, but it also wouldn't shock me to see them relegated. yup, i said it, they're in actual danger of that imo. mostly because...

10. Space von Jam - team salary - 292 329 - average starters' salary - 43 341 - average backup's (6-10) salary - 9 077 - arena size - 20 000

oooooohhhh no, nope. not gonna let that massive arena and team salary fool me this time. svj is a good team, make no mistake. they're going to be right there in playoff contention... probably. and if not, the blue side is pretty much going to get relegated. just looking at it, idk how the blue side avoids losing its bottom 3 teams again this season. unless we get a fire sale on the red side, which is possible. so yeah, svj. good, well rounded team, can beat you inside and out, have a deep bench, and apparently deep pockets considering they can afford THAT salary. their bench also extends a long, long, long way down. i did the math. it's $25 373 per week in useless players. over 12 weeks in a season, that's $304 476 spent on... nothing. it's a financial burden that i just... are they the new milwaukee lethargy? anyway, stoebner is gonna get his points, and must be accounted for. it's a good rebounding team, but poor passing team, and is slightly inside oriented.

I feel some of Kilof's coaches spiked the gatorade and caused my players to rage. So much, that they started to foul like a lion trying to kill his prey. Best 2 out of 3 season openers?