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Cue: https://youtu.be/4MFbn8EbB4k


Tonight's opening package consist of nice passes leading to dunks, lay ups and dunks along with some nice defensive plays leading to steals blocks and charges.

Announcer: after a opening volley of cross conference play leaving matters in a early deadlock it is time to see what happens when the big blue crew has control of the home court.

The Hawks are hoping recent acquisitions will lead to getting off the six game skid they find themselves mired in while the iguanas it appears are using this season as a cash grab and training exercise.

Petersburg looks to sneak one step closer to .500 while the kitties need a road win to keep pace in club red.

Deronimo will try to bolster their current position while Tron looks to see if they can move into line for playoff consideration

The bunnies look to cruise past the chunks to maintain their current spot in the pecking order

Cal also sits snack dab in the 5-3 big 8 log jam while Masters needs a victory to maintain their currently position.

Stormz looks to hold serve and hold their 2 game edge atop The standings while hackers need a upset to give themselves a shot at sneaking into the great 8 playoff discussion

2 can ill afford to take current big 8 cellar dweller Brewskies for granted


While the general's look to extend their current streak though the Mavs are quite a step up in class

Sybil will have her say. A flurry of activity will be recapped on the transfer ticker. And of course we will look ahead to the upcoming cup contest for next week. All that and more so don't skip out to the store as it's time again for BB2NIGHT

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

BB international in conjunction with Raycom sports in association with Lambini Productions in memorial to C.D. Chesley announce the addition of former slaughter house great Alfred Webb to our broadcast team, Alfred will join former Deronimo legend Lee Thomas in the booth in what is liable to become the best pairing since Packer and Thacker, or at least Statler and Waldorf.

When reached by phone Alfred told our intrepid reporter.After coach exiled me to Siberia or Serbia or wherever that god forsaken frozen wasteland was I figured it was time to get ready for life after my playing days were done. And those days came pretty quick, after that team folded and no one picked me up on the open market I just grabbed a plane for home, called the wife once I got to the airport and was sitting around working on getting my real estate license. Then tonight I get a call from Lee Thomas of all people asking if I would be interested in joining him as his color man on the broadcast. Well that took about eight seconds to decide, listen I love my wife, I adore my children, but if she asks me again to clean out the gutters and those little wharf rats asks for another fidget spinner I am going to lose my mind. When asked about pairing with Lee Thomas " well everybody knows that he was a legend, so it is a great honor to be paired with him, he knows the game inside out. Myself on the other hand don't know Jack but I do know how to run my yapper and while that in my playing days caused some consternation at the broadcast table I hope it will cause some as well because I plan to speak my mind."

So, Witten leaves the booth and goes to my Cowboys and Webb comes back home as a broadcaster. I can't wait to hear his fine work.

Cue: https://youtu.be/Vuj5toLeyY8


Your obligatory montage of action from previous evenings.


Announcer: as we prepare to come to the mid point of the campaign the question for many is, how to balance league needs with cup desires. Tonight will provide answers as to where those who are still alive plan to proceed.

For stormz and the bunnies who will face off this Thursday the answers lie in the matchups each have with the hackers and iguanas respectively.

Deronimo should be able to put forth a good effort tonight against the kitties as they have a softer draw for this Thursday.


Same applies for 2 while ths generals have to look at what they will have left if they want to advance past a closely matched club in their cup match.


Tron strictly has league concerns to deal with while Cal needs to keep just enough in reserve to survive their cup challenge.

Petersburg and chunks both are in uphill position in regards to their cup challenge, but burg does seem to be in better position to at least keep climbing the league ranks


Brewskies and Masters battle post cup concerns



And hawks is still spent following too many minutes for multiple weeks in their cup journey whike the Mavs will try to balance their needs for tonight and the next step ahead.

Sybil will have her say. We will welcome our newest member of the broadcast team Alfred Webb with the debut of his new pregane segment "Alfred's Angle" and not to be out done his new partner Lee Thomas will also have his opportunity to opine with "Lee's Way". Plus we will have our nightly look at the transfer ticker so sit back and get ready to see your team play we got lots of guys with something to say as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!

Lol joining Lee Thomas in the booth

Isn't there some bonus $ if you win so many cup games?

$50k each and I think it increases a little at the semis maybe even quarter finally

Actually it starts going up slowly from the round of 64 onwards. First to$60 then $70,$80,100,135 and if you win the finals it's worth 300k.

Management has really needed the cup revenue to keep something positive coming in as Generals fan while not in revolt is just not showing up in strong numbers. And when they do, like last Saturday night against stormz, they aren't buying any merch. Last week I almost sell out the house, awaiting a projected 20k profit for the week but it would up being 10k because the merch tumbled from $43k to $33 for no good reason at all!

Cue: https://youtu.be/-KosB3XJO_s

Your package shows players driving the lane, some times to a dunk or layup or dunk, sometimes with a pass to the open teammate and some where the defense has different ideas.

Announcer: another season reaches the halfway point. And it's another night of great action as we start to see how it will all shake out.

The Hawks have had their struggles, relief in the form of two coming to town is not the cure for what ails them!


Despite a injury to a key component Petersburg looks to handle the hackers to stay in sight in big blue.

Deronimo will look to solidify their standing against the chunks.

The bunnies look to breeze past the obviously tanking iguana's.

Thomas and Webb will be on the call for Cal and fierce in a true battle between cats and dogs.

In a game which could well determine HCA come the finals Mavs and stormz lock horns.

The brewskies battle tron in a game vital for any hopes of getting out of the cellar.


While across town the general's hope to get back into the win column against incoming Masters.

We will look closer at the matchups for those still in cup contention. Sybil of course has her say and we will get another edition of Lees way. Plus you will get another mind tangle with Alfred's Angle! It's all that. So don't step out to the store, we got all that and more as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!

Good to see it's just as brutal over here as I remember. Good luck coachlambini! Always love reading your commentary. Wish the league I'm in now was as active....

Good to see ya Goat. Slaughterhouse is in full effect here. I see you are doing so bad in your league either. Ready to come back?