I have some news, not official news so please keep it to yourselves, and that means that you shouldn't even tell yourselves so that you won't know, at least not until it's official, not that I know what will make it official, knowing when things are official would be news to me and nobody ever tells me the news since I can't be trusted with the news, like when I was told about the mold in the frosting and I didn't tell anybody and I think maybe I got it backwards and I was supposed to tell everyone, so I guess not really like that time after all, but more like when I wasn't supposed to say about what happened to the dog, but not really like that either since there never was a dog and they were just messing with my head, which is a bad idea on the days when I'm not exactly feeling like myself and I'm maybe a little unstable, you know how that can be like, and has anyone seen the dog?
Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!