You're a poor guy, I'm sorry for you 
I am not very poor, actually. I am moving to a pretty affluent neighbourhood in 2 weeks. Look - I have even started talking like a rich SOB!
On the other hand, if you go to google maps and look at my new house, mine looks like a shed compared to some of my neighbours. And after shelling out a ton of dough, I won't be eating out again any time soon. So I guess everything is relative.
Run of the Mill Canadian Manager