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234599.48 in reply to 234599.47
Date: 7/27/2017 3:01:34 PM
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And I'm back... this time with the 1987 NBA Draft! (You can thank an article about Justin Robinson mentioning his father and the '87 draft for inspiring this one.) I don't know about the rest of you, but as a lifelong Knicks fan some of the names on here still make me wince. I'm looking at you Scottie Pippen, Horace Grant, and Reggie Miller.

All other drafts here: (234599.44)

1987 NBA Draft

Round One

1 - David Robinson (33488893)
2 - Armen Gilliam (33476608) (minor typo)
3 - Dennis Hopson (35993403)
4 - Reggie Williams (16170480)
5 - Scottie Pippen (27327002) (say it fast and it sounds almost the same)
6 - Kenny Smith (14846186)
7 - Kevin Johnson (16133738)
9 - Derrick McKey (38387831) (minus the Mc)
10 - Horace Grant (16426830)
11 - Reggie Miller (32557924)
13 - Joe Wolf (16100480)
15 - José Ortiz (10543267)
17 - Ronnie Murphy (10143800)
18 - Mark Jackson (16130760)
19 - Ken Norman (33368968)
20 - Jim Farmer (9946417)
21 - Dallas Comegys (19584940) (okay fine, not that close, but a very cool name)
22 - Reggie Lewis (30649805)
23 - Greg "Cadillac" Anderson (27271794) (minus the Cadillac)

Round Two

24 - Freddie Banks (31647900)
25 - Ron Moore (41516026)
26 - Steve Alford (19087813)
27 - Nate Blackwell (26924051)
28 - Rickie Winslow (4487027) (slight typo)
29 - Lester Fonville (2115429) (if you really squint)
30 - Nikita Wilson (41480770) (Niko to his friends)
31 - Andre Moore (13945845) (so close)
32 - Bob McCann (19243684)
33 - Tony White (18904492)
34 - Brian Rowsom (9199854) (he changed it after Harry Potter)
35 - Doug Lee (34772319)
36 - Duane Washington (8414110)
37 - Derrick Dowell (22108456)
38 - Norris Coleman (32512191)
39 - Vincent Askew (28421210)
40 - Winston Garland (7290418) (almost)
41 - Kannard Johnson (8369904) (but you can call him Kenny)
42 - Terrance Bailey (27118743)
43 - Andrew Kennedy (28938220)
45 - Brad Lohaus (4821554) (he changed it to honor Lindsay)

Round Three

47 - Tim McCalister (25777951) (McCall for short)
48 - Jamie Waller (20723662)
49 - Jerome Batiste (43460620) (his friends call him Batty)
51 - Sven Myer (26302854) (almost)
52 - Donald Royal (15986563)
54 - Tom Schafer (39806565)
55 - Tommy Amaker (20329062) (with a bizarre lisp? strong cold?)
56 - John Fox (17661190)
57 - Hansi Gnad (30132407) (don't look too closely)
58 - Darryl Johnson (26434919)
59 - Danny Pearson (24034950)
60 - Sean Couch (10163236)
61 - Clarence Martin (25317902)
62 - Eric Riggins (29468521)
63 - Kevin Gamble (28743515)
64 - J.J. Weber (25481275) (lost the second J somewhere)
65 - Eric White (19288842)
66 - Mike Richmond (9196891)
67 - Song Tao (33299376) (what's a Ching between friends?)
68 - Billy Donovan (40787400)
69 - Willie Glass (33508081)

Rounds four through seven coming soon. (Yes, there were seven rounds!) Chris Dudley - Knicks fan favorite and erstwhile political candidate - went in the fourth. I was going to offer a prize to anyone who recognized names in the seventh round, but I think I've already spotted three college coaches - Jamie Dixon, Curtis Hunter, and Mark Gottfried. Go figure.

I guess the real question is when I'll hit the character limit wall on this draft and have to start a new thread.....

...and the answer is now. More rounds coming in the next post here: (234599.49).

Last edited by IronDoofus at 8/17/2017 10:57:39 AM

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234599.49 in reply to 234599.48
Date: 8/17/2017 10:57:05 AM
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1987 Draft (cont'd from (234599.48))

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Round Four

70 - Tom Sheehey (27330951) (mostly)
71 - Mike Morgan (22084452)
73 - Todd May (16165175)
75 - Chris Dudley (38708139) (Knicks fan fave/erstwhile politician)
76 - Steve Beck (37608281)
77 - David Boone (19244206)
78 - Todd Linder (27191575)
79 - Jack Haley (32514120)
80 - Carven Holcomb (43174696) (Cary to his friends)
81 - Scott Thompson (28207743)
83 - Benny Bolton (42427188) (he prefers Benjamin)
84 - Reuben Holmes (11443446)
86 - Norwood Barber (37906785) (was always a big Cheers fan)
89 - David Johnson (10514046)
90 - Theofanis Christodoulou (8784429) (so close)
91 - Darryl Kennedy (39897758)

Round Five

Rounds five through seven to follow soon....

Last edited by IronDoofus at 8/17/2017 11:00:21 AM

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234599.52 in reply to 234599.51
Date: 8/8/2024 11:27:51 PM
Playeros Vengaran
II.2
Overall Posts Rated:
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Second Team:
Malvin Thunders
Lucas = Luke in spanish

(905046)


I found it, it's him!

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234599.53 in reply to 234599.52
Date: 8/8/2024 11:37:24 PM
Playeros Vengaran
II.2
Overall Posts Rated:
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Second Team:
Malvin Thunders
(35195063)

He's still alive!

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234599.55 in reply to 234599.53
Date: 8/9/2024 12:22:32 AM
Neanderthals
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Second Team:
Crazy 88
Now he can play the ball with his hands all the time... Nice!!!

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234599.56 in reply to 234599.53
Date: 8/9/2024 12:22:48 AM
Playeros Vengaran
II.2
Overall Posts Rated:
7272
Second Team:
Malvin Thunders
You know nothing..

(36768306)

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234599.57 in reply to 234599.56
Date: 8/9/2024 4:22:05 PM
The Cavy Squad
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(51319423) I hope his new owner (had to wait of end of bidding to post this) nicknames him "El Chacho" :P
Also, this one, which might be common, but: (49661238)

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