That's pretty funny! Evolving faces based on skill development.
John Stockton has kind of smallish beady eyes, though, and he was a pretty darn good passer. Maybe legendary dunkers should have extended tongues?
Nice point about the cartoon faces on the intro page. I never really thought about this before, but I can see how cartoon faces might not be the best first-impression to give prospective new managers since they don't really communicate "realistic basketball simulation", it looks more like "arcade basketball circa 1991". It's definitely something that should be considered if BB ever goes through an image overhaul.
Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!