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The fact that they gave a walkover last game is why I didn't bother to make a prediction on their offense tonight.

Well Coach Lam,

Our MFFL (Mavs Fans For Life) are tailing gating your arena and making shirts to get Leroy Brown in the game tonight. Anyone with a guitar is playing this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvwDohEEQ1E and we will be chanting the lyrics until he gets into the game!

Oh we already have that song in the pep band repoire. But it is some wiseguy with a six string who follows our players and staff around on game days playing another tune https://youtu.be/YjETcbEDmoQ


And in regards to those shirts, violation of intellectual property. But your fans did get to see him in action, when he was tearing your ticket coming thru the turnstiles, before that you saw Pete Tanner running the ticket booth ( but sir if you upgrade to the lower arena package a voucher good for a hotdog and a Coke is included) So your people actually tailgated tonight? jeez it's 38 with a foot of snow forcast for tomorrow, good luck to the MILFs or whatever your fans call themselves on getting back to Tejas. And if you stick around and get a hotel room do not take the cheerleaders recommendation. Let's just say that for them...."ice" and "snow" are in their forcast in perpetuity.


Very nice win for the home team. But once again the fans stayed away in droves. Maybe it was the weather. Maybe it was being accosted by out of towners Hawking bad merch. Maybe they are still pissed over selling Skinner and McLean. Or maybe Leroy and old Pete Tanner are reporting light on the bleachers, you know they both drive pretty nice cars for the pittance they currently earn.

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 12/9/2018 7:36:28 AM

Can anyone else see Spikefierce on my schedule as a scrimmage? Like I've already lost my cup game. Pretty disrespectful...

Can anyone else see Spikefierce on my schedule as a scrimmage? Like I've already lost my cup game. Pretty disrespectful...

Rather than a Bug, maybe it is a new Buzzerbeater Feature for a select few.

Although odd that Cal and Greensboro don't have a scrimmage also listed, given they are still in the cup, if it actually is a new Buzzerbeater "feature."

Last edited by homercat at 12/9/2018 12:46:37 PM

Can anyone else see Spikefierce on my schedule as a scrimmage? Like I've already lost my cup game. Pretty disrespectful...

Rather than a Bug, maybe it is a new Buzzerbeater Feature for a select few.

Although odd that Cal and Greensboro don't have a scrimmage also listed, given they are still in the cup, if it actually is a new Buzzerbeater "feature."

Nah..... Hokie had it right to start with https://youtu.be/FLGxWPtgodo

No package, a straight cold open

A Special Slaughterhouse Presentation
https://youtu.be/7Hhx8CaaMik

Cut to clips of the dogs and season 37 champ Rocket science in action

Cue: https://youtu.be/NgnRDBp3JPA

Announcer: as the rest of the league takes the all Star break to relect and look forwards three teams from the big 8 continue the cup chase. Tonight at the dog pound Cal looks to come up with a special effort to upend former slaughterhouse survivor rocket science who took home the honors back in season 37. It is a stout challenge for a D3 club to topple a NBBA stalwart but the dogs will do their best to match the Generals achievement from two weeks ago.

Cut to clips of the hard Scrabble generals juxtaposed with the elegance of California Knights NTer Thad Childress and u21 standout Giuseppe Picone.

Cue: https://youtu.be/9OgV6o8NjcU

Tonight at the coliseum it is a contrast in styles in play. It's the hard hats and lunch pails of the homestanding generals against the flashy high end California Knights who also have ties to the slaughterhouse having relegated from the league following season 30, which was when the generals joined the fray. The knights make their third appearance in the round of 64 as they are out to equal their run to the round of 32 back in season 32. For the generals this is their 5th appearance in the field and their second in three seasons. But prior efforts have seen the franchise hit the wall, will this be the time they finally break thru?


And now the images move to the old hand Deronimo and their opponents the upstart PV Pride.

Cue: https://youtu.be/2DUqplxIcNk

And then there is the team who has been around for it all. A team that has competed on every level. A team that has seen the highs, and the lows. And tonight Deronimo makes their first trip back into the field of 64 since season 35. And tonight they battle a relative newcomer to the scene as PV Pride will make their first appearance this deep in the cup proceedings.

Sybil with seer into her crystal ball. Even though it's an off week there is still plenty of action on the transfer ticker to reset and we will take a closer look at tomorrow's all Star festivities. So put an extra long on the fire, it's time for it all to transprire as it's a slaughterhouse round of 64 edition of BB2NIGHT!

And then there were none.....


RS quite simply put was not messing around, not a lot to do in that situation if your Cal.....exit Bulldogs

Arenas for the generals was firing from all over the place in the first half, but my boys finally ran out of bullets down the stretch and Childress was something there was no answer for...exit generals

But what had to be the real frustration was left to Deronimo to deal with. In a game fought close to the vest PV pulled out just enough to get by inspite of the fact they had three of seven foul out and finished the contest with a lucky fan holding down the center..... Exit hokies

See! The fix was in. At least I do have that scrimmage now.

Tonight's opening shows various squads coming out of the tunnel in slow mo, transitioning into your usual assortment of action shots

Cue( start from 2:08) https://youtu.be/xKISdd2mKzU

Announcer: as we come out of the ASB the chase starts anew. Some have seen there spots settle, some will try to live just a little bit further and others will be left to avoid getting further behind.

Tonight in what could be a relegation series preview the mercurial Generals travel to face the charging Blasters

The chefs look to move one step closer to clinching club red while the recently upgraded Jammers are hoping to garner a semblence of momentum going down the stretch.

The Masters get a free lap against the corporate controlled nation

Stormz has a stout test on the road against stout 2.

It's a donnybrook between the twos with the mavs and dogs matching wits


In a battle between the 4's well ensconced fierce host the hanging on by a thread hokies.

The bunnies look to get some rave reviews for their roadshow with a trip to face the struggling stones

And Petersburg will look to pull back to .500 against the barricade.

Sybil will have her say. It's been a busy week on the transfer line. And we will have a special report on the shenanigans surrounding the suspect cup situation uncovered in the Deronimo Deceit . So settle into your chair, we got it all foul or fair as it's time for another edition of BB2NIGHT!

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 12/14/2018 6:32:54 PM

Our opening tonight shows club red taking charge of the crossover play.


Cue: https://youtu.be/szXAoRHZmt8
Hi my km

Announcer: this season club red is poised to pull off their win in inter conference competition since the clogs era. One last chance to see how the sides matchup and one more shot for the blues to pull off another collective victory. But the main thing is it's one more chance to work out the kinks with the stretch dive looming.


Mavs look to keep pace on having HCA for the first round of the playoffs while Petersburg tries to stay in touch for the final spot in the blues

The chefs look to move a step closer to clinching while Deronimo could use a signature with to solidify their postseason asperation.

The bunnies seek to battle for the top spot in the blues while kitties can kinda chill

The dogs also look to stay close while blasters are looking like the team no one want come across come the postseason.

Stormz has a soft trip to face stones

In another potential prelude to a RL Masters travels to the coliseum to take on the struggling generals



In a battle of the cellar to he barricade battles jumpers

And 2 takes a free lap with a visit to the automated nation.


Another wacky week on the transfer ticker. New info being released regarding Deronimogate also on the way along with our state of the league address from the commishioner. All that and a whole lot more as it's time for another edition of BB2NIGHT

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 12/17/2018 10:32:28 PM

A fine assortment of action of rim rattling dunks start the opening moments.

Cue: https://youtu.be/CiRBQ_hSNt0

Announcer: it's a special Christmas week celebration this season in the slaughterhouse. But as to whom will find gifts under the tree or find coal in their stocking remains to be seen.

In the blues

Over at the coliseum another chapter will be added to the leagues longest running rivalry as Deronimo seeks to solidify their standing while the generals are looking to shake up the whole situation

The dogs and bunnies square off in a game where the winner will find themselves on the inside track to hosting a first round playoff game.

Top standing stormz tangle with a Petersburg club still trying to find their mark but whom also stay very dangerous.

And the jammers get the free lap against the league controlled nation.

Over in club red...

The chefs look to move one step closer to closing out top spot in the playoffs while Masters hopes they can still harness enough wins to climb out of the relegation zone

2 gets the free lap against barricade

The mavs look to also take advantage of the overmatched stones to keep themselves on level with 2

And the Blasters a seek to spring a surprise on the kitties and to move a step closer to climbing a spot up in the relegation derby

Sybil will have her say, the transfer ticker will be checked and in tonight's "from the fans perspective" segment we will see what each fan base hopes to see what they want to see under the tree for each of their clubs. So settle in with your Yuletide log and a cup of eggnog as it's time for a seasons beatings edition of BB2NIGHT

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 12/21/2018 11:56:03 PM