Hi what a sponsors forum has with experience? lets focus on putting sponsers in the game (:
Exactly! I would appreciate it if everyone who is jabbering on about experience - particularly those users with the GM- prefix that really should know better - would cease immediately and instead discuss the various ways we could improve the bathrooms in our stadiums. I initially scoffed at this idea, but I have subsequently come to realize how important bathrooms are to the fans.
I can envision having private stalls for the bathrooms near the VIP seats, urinals (with dividers) for those patrons in the lower tier, and a big old trough for the folks in the bleachers. I'm not married to the idea of the trough for the bleachers, but, whatever they have, I don't want them to have walls because they'll just scratch graffiti into them and I'm paying my staff members enough each week as it is without having them have to go and remove graffiti.
As for the bathrooms for the locker rooms, there will be thrones. Each throne will have a corresponding crown. And two-ply toilet paper. Heck, maybe even three-ply. Though maybe the players could pool together their money for the toilet paper - that stuff doesn't grow on trees, after all.
I'm not sure what to do about the bathrooms for women. I think they might balk at the idea of a urinal or trough. Perhaps they'd be able to tough it out for a season or two so that I can take the time to raise enough money for more toilets? I suppose I could get my PR manager dude to conduct a survey. Though it would probably make more sense to have a female PR manager take care of that. That's probably a suggestion for another thread and another time.
Back to the bathrooms in general, I initially thought about piping an audio feed of the play-by-play in. But that's silly - this is a basketball arena. The bathroom experience is key. Maybe a little Enya would create a comfortable environment? Though I guess I'd have to pay some licensing fees for that. That probably isn't cheap. Maybe a recording of a waterfall instead? I think that might be highly successful.
One last thing that needs to be considered is where I'll get urinal cakes from. I'm not really sure how to approach this, but I'm open to suggestions.