Bro u aint got nuthin on IV.61
Big 8
1 Jefferson Jaguars 7 0 253
This is my team, so I'll be modest. Only lost 1 non-scrimmage since the beginning of Season 32, probably one of the best active runs in BB. Is leading the league with more money than I know what to do with in the bank still, plus the league leader in assists so u know I'm dropping them dimes.
2 Arapahoe Arrows 6 1 189
Best player appears to be a younger Utopian clone of second best player, is that legal? Also has a suspicious number of redheads on his team. He has a pretty good record, so there's that too, if you care about that kind of thing.
3 Magic Rain 5 2 159
Franchise was created today and already has a 5-2 record, how neat is that? The only conclusion you can draw from this is this new team must be so damn good that they decided to just start them off at 5-2. They are an all American team as well! Gotta applaud them for the patriotism.
4 Violatorz 4 3 92
Has a pretty badass 100k+ center, what a G.
5 Got Muuzik Players 3 4 6
They are known for being the owner of the legendary Gary Ames. Just look at this beautiful example of a human
(37558797) He doesn't even have to enter the game to distract the other team by drawing them into the endless pools he has for eyes.
6 Chinese Computer Ba.2 5 -168
Had the highest number of players voted "Most likely to kill someone or end up in an insane asylum" in high school. Frankly it's a miracle they are even playing professional basketball. Congrats!!
7 Philly State Killers 1 6 -241
After switching ownership to a computer, star player Kody Jones decided to change his partying lifestyle to the solidarity of Buddhist monk. To reflect this new lifestyle, he legally changed his name to Kody Nu'Man.
(38322257). Truly uplifting.
8 Centimeter Peters 0 7 -290
Really, what did you expect with a self defeatist name like that?
Great 8
1 Bruins 6 1 178
Was in the NBBA for multiple seasons. Probably one of the best resumes in D4, should worship him like a god.
2 Trap Godz 5 2 240
Simply has a damn good team, not much else to say!
3 Athens All-Stars 5 2 205
Star player is named Jamal Goodman. Personally I think Good Jamalman is a better name, but that's just my opinion.
4 Tallahassee Trees 5 2 173
Have a Hall of Famer named Supanut Chotchuangchatchawan. Truly an announcer's wet dream.
5 miamiiiiii 4 3 144
The cost of the extra i's in all promotions is cutting into the salary budget. Unfortunate.
6 Noob Squad 2 5 -62
Has the league leading scorer AND the league leading rebounder. One win for each.
7 Thomaston Golden 1 6 -428
Jerry Green
(38397861) is not impressed.
8 Really cool flying ... 0 7 -450
Once didn't score over 8 points in a quarter. Truly an inspiration for defenses everywhere.
Last edited by adchester at 12/7/2015 2:47:05 PM