"There was a 14 year old boy called George walking down the street. He turned the corner and was confronted by Voldemort. Voldemort was carrying a large, obnoxious penguin, which was the style at the time.George has a phobia of penguins and so begins to run away. Voldemort casts EXPELIAMOS! George, being a thin 14 year old is hit by the spell and thrown 20 metres forward and gets hit by a car. The car was being driven by optimus prime who was on his way to the Autobarn to buy some fluffy dice. The attendant at the autobarn told him the dice cost 50 dollars so he blew up the store, which was quite unlike him , the jokers plan was going as planned..He then did a poo poo on what's left of the store. The owners became instant billionaires selling off that metal poop. George wants too know what is up voldemorts arse so he eats a beagle, Obama was a witness to the beagle eating...."