If you want to see how freaky the Cup scheduling can get, check out the case of the Harrisburg hammerheads. That team just got promoted from USA IV.8 to USA III.7. One of the top team in the league is The Deitys. The poor Hammerheads not only have to open the regular season against the Deitys, they also drew the Deitys in the first round of the Cup and have to play them again in the same week! That's a rough introduction to Division III. Talk about a weird coincidence!
Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!