The original poster laid out specific guidelines and requests, and specifically stated "Please don't post triple doubles or any other "but this was close!" type lines."
You're wasting your time if you post something outside of the guidelines as I'll simply delete them from here on out.
NO ONE at this table ordered a rum & Coke
Charles: Penn has some good people
A CT? Really?
Any two will do
Any three for me
Any four will score
Any five are live