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Southern accent "Dem some big boys you got there Jay" How big a boy is that tall one ? How you go from R&G to IS in one season Going to be a good game.

Cue: https://youtu.be/4v8YQ6sU6I4

Open with a few shots of various spandex and pom pom wieldong cheerleading squads moving into some solid game footage.

Announcer: one step closer to the end of the line tonight in the slaughterhouse. As with the warming weather the intensity continues to heat up.

Over in club red

2 continues their climb while Tron continues to try and hang on.

The chunks get a chance to go into cruise control on the iguanas.


The Mavs hit the road looking to clingh HCA for the first round of the playoffs. While Masters needs to hold home serve to stave off going into relegation.

While fierce looks to officially lay claim to their spot in the postseason while the hackers continue to try and hold on to their present position.

Off in the big 8

Petersburg looks to continue their surge and to directly get past the dogs.


The brewskies make their way to the valley to deal with Deronimo.

The General's will see stormz drop by for a visit as their guest will have their sights set on clinching a regular season title.

And the bunnies will look to hop over the Hawks to get themselves on step closer to clinching home court for the first round.

New editions of Alfred's Angle and Lee's Way on the way. Sybil gets her say. Of course the mad dash at seasons end means lots of action on the transfer ticker to go over as well. So settle in in, another great night of action is about to begin as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!

I only know what it takes to stay in division 3 apparently

Cue: https://youtu.be/Cc6dQPFKh28

Tonight's opening montage is of coaches in full counsel. Of instructions being given, of viewpoints from their assistants being presented.

Announcer: we enter into the final four games with some seeding situations to still be determined. Of teams trying to get where they need to be to meet their goals as the second season looms on the horizon.

Over in big blue...

At the coliseum it's another chapter in the longest running rivalry in the slaughterhouse as Deronimo takes on the general's for the 30th time in regular season action and 42nd time overall. For Deronimo the sights are still set for the postseason while the general's are resigned to once again finishing in the second division. But when these two meet you can throw out the record books as it's all about pride.

Stormz looks to secure the conference title while Hawks continues to try and hang on to the final relegation golden ticket.

Cal suddenly finds themselves on the outside looking in and must hold home serve on the bunnies to stay in sight of the playoffs

And the brewskies will take another crack at getting out of the cellar against surging Petersburg.


Off in club red....


The Mavs will try to nail down a home date for the first round of the playoffs while Tron needs some road magic to help their playoff asperations along.

Two looks to declaw the kitties to move another step closer to clinching the top spot.


Masters gets the free lap against iguanas which could provide the final impetus for claiming the last playoff position.

And the chunks and hacks will battle in a game to determine who will be slotted against the general's in two weeks time.


Sybil of course gets her say. Another busy week on the transfer ticker to track down. And of course new editions of Alfred's Angle and Lee's Way abound. So keep both feet on the ground, there's plenty to go around as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 4/9/2019 12:56:30 AM

Okay folks the short version tonight.

https://youtu.be/TLV4_xaYynY


as the season draws closer to its end we enter the final week with a few final questions left to decide.

Over in the big 8 is this the night the brewskies finally make it out of the cellars or will the Hawks continue to hang on.


Can the bulldogs continue their climb back up the big 8 food chain or will Greensboro continue to gain momentum heading to the postseason


will the bunnies make the big hop to nailing down a home-court contest for the opening round of the playoffs or will deronimo deal themselves back into the playoff hand


and can the storms secure home court throughout or will Petersburg continue their pop up the ranks


In club Fed

What sort of effort will the neutrons put forth with botification looming and can the chunks take advantage of the situation

Are the Mavs prepared to handle the hackers


Will the kitties find motivation against Masters


and is round 2 finally ready to put the big nail in their efforts to be top regular-season dog


Other questions that will be answered, what will Sybil have to say what tonight will be Alfred's angle and Lee way and what has been going on with the transfer ticker as it's time again for another edition of BB2NIGHT


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 4/13/2019 4:46:05 PM

With 2 regular season games to go, playoff picture in Red is set- only question will be who is the first round fodder for Rd2 - Master or Neutrons? Those two teams close out the regular season with a nationally televised match, winner gets to be crushed by Rd2 - in the first game of a likely clean sweep of the conference playoffs for the Red Leader.

In Blue, Cal closes out with an easy schedule that realistically may allow them to leap up to the #2 slot.
Petersburg closes with probably the toughest schedule (from a making the playoffs perspective) facing Bunnies and Deronimo. But Petersburg's point dif advantage should carry them into the playoffs even with a loss down the home stretch.

Stormz's home court advantage will carry them into the league finals versus Rd2.

For the finals, have to give the edge to Rd2. since they have been playing TIE for a while now, and will be able to go playoff normal for all conference matches, and still reach the league finals with ease.

Neutrons is in coasting mode, so that question answers itself, I thought they were about to bot but turns out I just can't read sometimes lol. But it does appear Masters will serve as first round fodder for round 2. The question then becomes can chunks claim the five spot? They will enter the final week as underdogs in both games, but if they can find a way to split it could well be enough to get by. The difference between the five and the six will make a huge difference for whomever is the seven out of the blues.

And last night went a LONG way towards deciding who gets that last shot at redemption. What a wild and wooly affair it was. (104583164) the greatest comeback I have ever seen on this game. Fillmore and friends were dead and buried but a hand rose out of that grave and now the brewskies have a shot to survive after spending the whole season down in the basement. If current projections hold they will .

In the end though I think it is looking like 2's season but blue who will survive the relegation battle which means another season of familiarity and contempt to build up in the toughest conference in all of d3



Last edited by Coach Lambini at 4/16/2019 6:46:38 AM

Cue: https://youtu.be/1t4KLOm7pO0


Your opening package consist of slow looks at the contenders and of those trying to survive. Transitioning into higher energy full speed plays of passion and intensity

Announcer: as we enter the last pair of contest the choices made now are liable to carry directly to the second season. For some it's a opportunity to bolster their situation for others it's a matter of avoiding unpleasantries which can adversely detail their hopes. And for some it's the difference between staying around or moving on.

In big blue...


The general's are locked and loaded once again in sixth. Tonight league newcomer but old friends the brewskies visit the cozy confines of the coliseum looking to snag a win which could punch their relegation golden ticket.

Hawks finds their backs to the wall and judging by their clearance sale currently in place may well be resigned to their demise. Cal on the other hand comes into this one in a three way battle for first round home court advantage.

But a lot of what will happen in that battle Royale will be determined by what happens tonight when the bunnies pull into Petersburg. If the bunnies can pull this one out they will clinch second, but if the burg bumps them off it's all in for Saturday night.

Though one can not forget about Deronimo , a win tonight against stormz gives them a chance to scheme back into the playoffs while stormz needs this to retain any hopes of HCA throughout.

Over in club Fed ....

The kitties cruise into trons town with their standing assured while trons suffer from neglectful management.

Masters will be trying to retain a firm grip on the last red playoff birth while chunks is trying to claim a little better relegation position and if they could sweep and Masters lose twice perhaps steal the last playoff spot for themselves.

Mavs has the free lap against a iguana squad with their bags already packed.


And round 2 looks to continue their run for the roses against a hackers club staring relegation right in the face.

Sybil of course will have her say. It's a interesting week on the transfer ticker and new editions of Alfred's Angle and Lee's Way are forthcoming. So get back from wherever you have been and settle on in as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!!!!

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 4/16/2019 3:22:38 PM

Question is ... Will any #1 Seed come off of TIE to keep HCA for the final? Bunnies need a win to have one at home. Maybe I might have a punchers chance at being a spoiler <shrugs> you tell me :-)