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13. BKDogs (13)
Wisdom sold off SG Čamil Grbac who was averaging 17.6 PPG, but had some pitiful Russel Westbrook like attempts from three, going 7-41, which had to be maddening because every once in a while, he'd shoot 8-9 but then the next night goes out and shoots 0-8. While his free throw shooting was top notch, I think they'll be better off in the long run. They also shipped off German SG/SF Lorenz Papenmoor who was averaging 18.7 PPG. Those moves drop their roster to 6 players, though they still have $177k worth of payroll. Their biggest problem will be game shape, but maybe they'll be able to bring in some scrubs to balance that out a bit. Still, with over a third of the season over, they'd have to go on quite a tear to get to the upper side of the relegation matchups for a chance to stick around.

14. Motor City Waddupdoe (12)
It's been a rough stretch for brandonfy2, as their losing streak has now reached six. They averaged only 47 points per game this last week against Miami and San Dom and now travel to face Linndale before playing host to BOBBBSBURGS, which should net them a second win. The Aussie Center Paul Cater has been a nice addition this season, sitting at #3 in REB/game, and #2 in Offensive Rebounds/game (39th in all of Division III). He's averaging a double-double on the season, but seems to be their only real light.

15. Sweaty Socks (15)
It's been a rough venture for Foot Sniffer as well, who've actually experienced a decent downturn in EFFG (down 10 points to 19.8) and a big jump in allowed OPP EFFG (up 30 points to 151.8). If not for BOBBBS, they'd easily be at the bottom, giving up more than 100 points per game. Even Motor City had their way with them at the start of the season. Fortunately for them, they've only got two more games before getting their key game of the season to not go undefeated as they travel to BOBBBSBURGS, where they should pick up a win in Week 6. But for now, they travel to San Dominica before hosting Linndale in what should be another two losses to end up 0-10 on the season. Give credit, where credit's due, they're doing all this with the exact players they were given when they started. That's what I call a home-grown team!

16. BOBBBSBurgs (16)
It is with a heavy heart that I announce BOBBBS has gone BOT. I don't think BOTTTSBURGS will be as delicious, but they might actually improve on EFFG and OPP EFFG, which is good because BOBBBS was on a steady rise to hit 200 OPP EFFG. Their new roster features 21 players, with 28-year-old Michael Spain looking to be their best player, but not seeing the floor. Looking back, I don't know exactly when they went bot, just that I noticed it today.

With that, good luck to ya'll, except for thatguy and packer22 - I hope you both suck.

"It's time guys. Today is the day we play the top team in the league. We have never beaten Philly Dribble. We've played them one time, and it was after the destruction of our team last season. We must find a way to give them a run for their money this season. Is the team ready?" Asked John Walton.

"The team is in good spirits. That loss in Cup play really helped. We gave them a run, and almost won it. Should have if Denkovic did not get injured. We will be running a good game plan I think. We should give them a fight, says coach Boone.

"How are the new guys?" Asked Walton. "Well, Mauro is coming along fine. He is still suffering a bit in game shape, but the hope is that it doesn't affect him too much and he can contribute. The big isn't ready. As you know, he is for the second half of the season. So he will be out. But my worry spots is Mauro, and Ozakan. Ozakan has been struggling. He actually is one reason for our defeat in that cup match. But we are hoping he comes around soon. Now that we are out of the cup match, we will experiment a lot with him."

"Okay, good," says John Walton. "And our chances?"

"Well, knowing Philly Dribbles history, I'd say 45-55 in their favor. If we had our new big ready and activated, I'd give the edge to us. Philly has a team that plays well together. I don't know how they lost that last game. Philadelphia Spartans did what we do. And they are a fire team now. But, we are still unique, and if everyone plays the way they can play, I don't see us losing. But going off of all 50/50 balls, and team history, we will give a good showing hopefully, but may not come out on top. You must remember, Ashkickers is the best in our conference, though the record says we are. We are third, maybe fourth in this league. If we keep fighting though, we may pull through and win the championships," finished Coach Boone.

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Happy: "Happy Ourer and Marshall Richards here on the Linndale Basketball Pre-Game Show, and there is a lot to cover tonight!"

Marshall: "There sure is! There are questions surrounding the team and direction, and those questions need answering!"

Happy: "Questions like, who's playing up front? Where is the bench scoring? What's happened to Paul Lutz? Why can't the guards score?"

Marshall: "Will the new guys make their presence felt? What is this team' signature style this season? And, my favorite, what is going on here?"

Happy: "We'll try to get you the answers so stick around!"

*commercial break*

Happy: "And we're back, so let's get to it. Marshall, let's look at what's going on with the team and where they are going?

Marshall: "You have to start with the roster additions. Daniil Kamp was a heralded addition and while you can see the skill set he brings, the production hasn't quite matched yet. I believe that's because he's being used at power forward instead of his natural small forward. I believe they are trying to get him on the floor and maximize his talents with the front court and that may be a bit problematic given the flux up front."

Happy: "That brings us to the other addition, Ramon Sanz Garcaa. As an upgrade over the out of position Cyozo Gzagala, the improvement on the boards is evident. So now the team is trying to figure the combinations of who at power forward and when. Do you put Czagala at power forward or bring him off the bench?"

Marshall: "You also ask the same question of Lutz and Kamp. From a talent standpint, you might think Czagala and Kamp start, but you have to look at the fit. Do Guevara, Lutz, and Datler help the second unit get stronger? What you have is 2 new additions that are affecting the rotations of the starter and backup minutes at small forward, power forward and center. That has to get fixed."

Happy: "Once it does, we should see positive results."

Marshall: "That makes sense, but it does not account for working in young guys inthe rotation. Recently we've seen an increase in playing time for Art Reese at the small forward position. They think he has a bright future but he needs court time to develop. Defensively, he can play right now. It's the rest of his game that needs to improve."

Happy "Well, you how Coach and Pio are. If you can't play defense, you won't get on the court much. So it stands to reason he's earned a level of playing time just on defense alone."

Marshall: "Expect that to be a matchup thing. He'll get time when it benefits him AND the team. As for the bench scoring, the second you get the lineup and rotation set, that's when you'll see the bench scoring improve. You're already seeing an improvement on the boards. That's no accident. We knew after losing Coronado and Klimenkov last season it would be a step back rebounding, but things are trending inthe right direction with further room to grow."

Happy: "Sounds like you're saying just give it a bit of time."

Marshall: "They'll be fine. Just let them work things out. You can see the improvement already, and more's on the way. Linndale's best basketball is ahead of them."

Happy: "We'll have more on Daniil Kamp and Ramon Sanz Garcaa after the commercial break!"

"Well, we lost every battle in that game. Bad game plan, better game plan by them. And they had strong offensive flow, and won every position possible. And on top of that, outscored us by 13 in the final period," said Bobby Sparks.

"We have more work to do it seems. But I think we already have the solution in our other injured big man. We could use a very good young pg to help Denkovic. But other than that, I still think we should be able to beat them the next time we play them," said John Walton.

"That would be in the finals. If we get there that is," said John Walton.

"Well, I hope we get better. We lost to the top seed in this division. We have the second seed next. We have to plan better. And that's on me. He used our own plan against us. And not only that, because we planned the way we did, he had it easy. So, I will keep working with the guys. We will rebound from this," says Coach Boone.

"Good. See how the guys are doing. And let's make sure we are ready next game," said Bobby Sparks.

Happy: “Happy Ourer and Marshall Richards on the Linndale Basketball Post Game Show. Marshall. I understand we have Coach and Pio Reina both on via video, so let’s get right to it!”

Marshall: “Let’s go!”

Happy: “Welcome Coach and Pio! Congratulations after the win tonight. What were the keys?”

Coach: “Thank you Happy. We’re working through some adjustments, but tonight some things worked themselves out for us. We were +15 on the boards, had a 3 to 1 assist to turnover for the game, took care of the basketball, forced turnovers and takeaways and got after it defensively. We moved closer to playing our brand of basketball.”

Marshall: “Pio, Marshall Richards here. Regarding the rotations, what did you learn tonight?”

Pio: “At least for tonight, we saw the Kamp-Guevara pairing at the forwards was very efficient. We saw that duo along with Sanz Garcaa to be efficient. Off the bench, Datler and Czagala were effective on the boards. We’re looking for more bench production and that was a solid first step, but this does not mean roles today are cemented.”

Happy: “Coach, Pio, what about the shooting woes? Any answers there?”

Coach: “Happy, give the defense of the other team some credit. They are professional basketball players also. Having said that, we’ve got to get Coenen and Knowles both back on track. Earlier in the season I thought Coenen particularly needed to be more aggressive. Until we can get him back on track, we may need to dial back his shot attempts, but that means we need to find scoring elsewhere. There may need to be a shift in our playing style to make that happen.”

Pio: “There are definitely some adjustments we are looking at. We also need to find scoring off the bench. The key is to do that without sacrificing defense.”

Marshall: “Coach, Pio, the team looked strong attacking the rim on offense, and I noticed over half of the free throw attempts came from the second unit. Was there a concerted effort to attack the rim and is that going to be a thing moving forward?”

Coach: “That’s a good observation, Marshall. Attacking the rim is always something we want to do when possible, but I want our shooters to have the confidence to pull the trigger on the three ball, too. It’s a balance we’re working to achieve.”

Pio: “One thing I’ll add to that is, if you look at our shooting on the second unit tonight. It was 13 of 37. The second unit has to be more productive and efficient on offense. We still have a ton of work to do, but it will get done.”

Marshall: “Coach, Pio thank you both for your time. Again, congratulations on the win tonight, and good luck on your upcoming game Tuesday.

Coach and Pio: “Thanks Happy, thanks Marshall, have a great night!”

Happy: “More on the basketball talk on the WINO radio. We’re out of time for the Linndale Post Game Show. For Marshall Richards, I’m Happy Ourer. See you next time for the Pre Game show!

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Day 9 (Saturday 3 December 2022) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
The Beer Bellys 89 - Lion Rebels 71
Miami Cleo 139 - BOBBBSBURGS 44
Motor City Waddupdoe 46 - Linndale 105
Sweaty Socks 31 - San Dominica Warriors 137
The Philadelphia Spartans 75 - Carolina Rebels 88
Hustlas 69 - Philly Dribble 91
Żubr Białystok 90 - 209’s MostWanted 98
The Ashkickers 100 - BKDogs 41

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 139 : Miami Cleo
Rebounds : 80 : Miami Cleo
Assists : 42 : San Dominica Warriors
Steals : 12 : Miami Cleo, 209’s MostWanted
Block Shots : 15 : San Dominica Warriors

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 36 : J. Segovia (The Beer Bellys)
Rebounds : 24 : J. Bégin (San Dominica Warriors)
Assists : 12 : É. Blanchet (San Dominica Warriors)
Steals : 4 : D. Santana (Miami Cleo)
Block Shots : 4 : B. Pimentel (Philly Dribble), F. Taylor (The Philadelphia Spartans), V. Sesamo (The Ashkickers)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : D. Santana (Miami Cleo) (20 Points, 6 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 4 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 26
Shooting Guard : V. Sesamo (The Ashkickers) (23 Points, 1 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 2 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 26
Small Forward : M. Maurin (Miami Cleo) (23 Points, 3 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 3 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 28
Power Forward : J. Bégin (San Dominica Warriors) (21 Points, 24 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 47
Center : G. Locus (Miami Cleo) (26 Points, 23 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 50

MVP of the evening
G. Locus (Miami Cleo) (26 Points, 23 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 50

The bad performance of the evening
W. Westmoreland (Sweaty Socks) (5 Points, 7 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots)L. Adams (Sweaty Socks) (0 Points, 1 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -13

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : J. Moore (BOBBBSBURGS) : 8 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : G. Blair (BOBBBSBURGS) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : G. Locus (Miami Cleo), I. Gamón (Motor City Waddupdoe), D. Harden (Lion Rebels), L. McKnight (Lion Rebels), S. Hatch (Żubr Białystok), Z. Elsneris (BKDogs), D. Švarplys (BKDogs) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : G. Gattoni (The Ashkickers), J. Segovia (The Beer Bellys) : 4 Three points

The best performer : T. Armstead (Lion Rebels) : Rating : 17.5

The worst performer : J. Moore (BOBBBSBURGS) : Rating : 2.0

BF: "This is Bill Funk with the coach of the Carolina Rebels before their big matchup with the Hustlas tomorrow. Coach, this is a huge game, how can you come out of Smackdown Arena with a win?"

C: "Score more points. Simple enough but it's easier said than done."

BF: "Coach you're certainly living up to your reputation as an open book. Mind giving up a little more detail?"

C: "Well we're going up against one of the top teams in the league at their house. We didn't play there last season but I've talked to some of the other coaches and they have told me it's a very difficult place to pull out a win. I'm just hoping those fans aren't as crazy as the fans at The Keg. Last thing we need is a tough game and to have the fans throwing beer at us. Then again I could use some beer if we end up losing."

BF: "How has the preparation for this game been going?"

C: "Well it's been a tough one. We are trying to balance a lot of things right now. A win here would be huge but we would have to play perfectly to even have a shot to win this game. Our staff is also trying to balance the team's run in the cup and training the younger players. We've been trying to pick our battles wisely but this may be a game we can't pass up. To beat a team of this caliber would do wonders for our postseason goals and for the fan base."

BF: "Is the team ready?"

C: "We've had home court advantage in most of our tougher match-ups this season so our team isn't used to fighting to fighting in a tough environment. I expect the Hustlas to get out there with energy and look to defend their home court. Our guys will have to be ready to fight to get out of there with a win. We'll find out if they're ready tomorrow."

BF: "That's all the time I have for you coach, thank you!"

C: "Yeah, sure."

...inside the GM office…

Pio Reina: “Look, we have a big problem here and no clear way to solve it. Our starting guards are far and away our best players, but they’re just not effective enough. We need them to make the game easier for the younger guys and that’s just not happening.”

Coach: “We lack scoring on the second unit. I know Sutori had to be moved, but man we miss him.”

GM: “I know the feeling; guys. Lutz seems like he’s having a down year, but… he’s not. We’ve got to figure out how to better integrate Kamp into things. He and Lutz are the keys to this team.”

Pio: “We also have to keep working the bigs. There’s more in the tank for all of them, we just have to find how to get it out of them.”

Coach: “Czagala, Datler, Guevara are trending fine, and will be better when Garcaa gets better integrated. I especially like the center rotation right now; we might be on to something there. We just need to see Nick and Czagala keep up what they’re doing.”

Pio: “I think Garcaa and Guevara have to be on the floor together right now, but that could change next season if Czagala can improve his shooting.”

Coach: “To see Nick off the bench with Datler would be something, but I think that’s about 2 years away. Nick is clearly the better perimeter player over Czagala; it’s the inside game where Nick is a bit behind him.”

GM: “I’m hearing you guys want to stay the course with the bigs and we gotta get more out of the guards. Is that right?”

Pio: “I think we’re in agreement there. I also think we’re in agreement that we may have to sacrifice a game or two in order to develop the rookies. Gross needs to play more. Jung needs minutes. I really want to see what we can do with Reese.”

Coach: “You know, Pio and I have been thinking about how to get more out of Brown and Teti…”

Pio: “...but before we do anything we need to know are there any surprises coming?”

GM: “I can’t say for sure; you guys know the guys we got weren’t exactly planned, but when an opportunity presents itself I’ll take it.”

Coach: “You’re still not a good poker player.”

GM: “Good thing we’re not playing poker, isn’t it?”

Announcer: "I’m Hunt Mosley and I’m here with the San Dan legend himself Brett Rodriguez on
the Warrior Sports Network previewing tonight’s game between your San Dominica Warriors and the Spartans of Philadelphia.

Brett, the Warrior got off to a bad start, with a promising win to open the season but then 0 for 3 following that but have been on a tear since. What do they have to do tonight to keep that streak going?"

Rodriguez: "I don’t really see them having to do anything all that different from what they
have been doing pretty much since Coach got here. There were a few people who were talking about hitting the panic button after the loss to 209 but all that’s changed is that we’re starting to see the process pay off. Granja has become a significant presence on the offensive end giving LAB some help and the defense has been typical Coach Stephenson San Dominica defense."

"But for tonight. First of all this is not going to be a trap game. Coach will not be looking to the Hustlas. I already know Coach is going to be about stopping what he calls the two rotation points, in this case PG Harmo Vaarandi and new addition Sorin Nita. I don’t know this maybe the game where we see them go 1-3-1, hope to keep Vaarandi from scoring and dropping dimes to Nita. However you never know with Coach and his mindset. All we know we could be rat poison he wants dropped to have the Spartans thinking to go here and all the time the defensive strategy could be going there."

Announcer: "He has done things like that before. So you might be right. You brought up
Granja which leads to something that I’ve noticed with these Warriors. But before I get to that I just wanted to ask did you see the latest rating?"

Rodriguez: "Yeah I did"

Announcer: "So you probably know where I’m going with this. Looking at the ratings I
wasn’t surprised that the Warriors were tops in rebounding, but to be tops in assists and points and granted I will admit its early in the season but that’s a rarity."

Rodriguez: "Definitely, I mean even in our heyday we weren’t putting up these kinds of numbers offensively and they had some good teams in those division IV days. So yeah it really does have you like What da …"

Announcer: "And Granja’s been a big part of that. I mean the last three league games he has just been an offensive monster. Especially in the Lindale game when LAB down the stretch couldn’t get anything really going and they (Lindale) were making a rally in the 2nd half, but each time Granja would make a three that kept them ahead just enough. The evolution of this guy this season especially when he came at the expense of Grcev who was a pretty good bench player especially on the defensive end"

Rodriguez: "Oh yeah I remember me and Bart (Beach) were hanging out and when Granja came
in there were some questions on the decision. Especially given Coach’s tendency for to be defensive minded coach and how he values experience over youth. We had to calm some people down and the last few games have just been a revelation on how we just have to trust the process. These guys have always been the slow and steady route types and we just have to be patient, wait and hope."

Announcer: "Before we go to commercial break. I just gotta replay this"

SIDELINE REPORTER: Coach can you tell us how much this win means for you guys

COACH STEPHENSON: Stuffin! We were creamed corn and tonight we had the juice and now we
Stuffin! Least for tonight! Whoo! Go Warriors! Stuffin baby Stuffin!

Announcer and Rodriguez are laughing

Announcer: "That was Coach after the Lindale win. It still cracks me up."

Rodriguez: "He was really happy for that one!"

Announcer: "We’ll be back with more pregame analysis after this commercial break."

"Guys, I don't know what the hell is going on out there. We just let Carolina back into the game. Bigs, box out, rebound. Everyone else, get those shots to fall. Let's go," shouts Coach Boone to the Hustlas players during their first time out of the second half up only one now.