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From: Peluin

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Date: 3/2/2012 4:39:05 PM
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Ron Artest is like, my favorite basketball player these days. Who has "I'd like to thank my psychiatrist" in their championship speech? And have you guys SEEN the interviews he gives to local LA media? It's about stuff like how he doesn't like cockroaches but people have to sit next to him on the team flights anyway. And he changed his name to "Metta World Peace".

From: Dawson

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Date: 3/2/2012 9:55:16 PM
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I don't want to be your rival. I want to be your bidet.

From: Rambo

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Date: 3/4/2012 10:14:17 PM
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Perfect! I want you to be my bidet too!

From: Loid

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Date: 3/6/2012 5:54:14 PM
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How dare you! Did you mom ever teach you good manners mister?

From: GM-hrudey

To: Loid
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208545.70 in reply to 208545.69
Date: 3/9/2012 1:05:31 PM
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How dare you! Did you mom ever teach you good manners mister?


Really, no your mama jokes coming from this? I'm pretty disappointed right now. (That's what she said!)

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208545.71 in reply to 208545.69
Date: 3/10/2012 7:59:59 AM
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Newsflash: Jelme just lost a PL game by 25 points to a team that hasn't logged in in nearly a month and has precisely one player on it's entire roster who makes more than 10k/week. The team in question was not USA Elite.

Also, your mama so fat the bitch wears tinted windows for sunglasses. She uses a tractor tire as a toilet seat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck. She's so fat that she got the unabridged text of War and Peace tattooed on her stomach, and the tattoo artist asked, "where do you want it?"

I hope you're happy, hrudey.

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208545.72 in reply to 208545.71
Date: 3/10/2012 9:14:45 AM
Milwaukee Lethargy
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Your mother is so fat, she has a higher than normal risk of developing heart disease. (Probably due to her sedentary lifestyle & unhealthy diet.)

I'm great at telling humorous jokes about individuals' moms.


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208545.73 in reply to 208545.71
Date: 3/11/2012 9:40:45 AM
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Newsflash: Jelme just lost a PL game by 25 points to a team that hasn't logged in in nearly a month and has precisely one player on it's entire roster who makes more than 10k/week. The team in question was not USA Elite.

Also, your mama so fat the bitch wears tinted windows for sunglasses. She uses a tractor tire as a toilet seat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck. She's so fat that she got the unabridged text of War and Peace tattooed on her stomach, and the tattoo artist asked, "where do you want it?"

I hope you're happy, hrudey.


That'll do.

From: Peluin
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208545.74 in reply to 208545.1
Date: 3/13/2012 9:55:09 PM
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Today's game was the most depressing thing I have seen in my BB career. I lose more 1pt games than anyone And blowing such a huge lead too, wow.

From: Rambo

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Date: 3/13/2012 10:47:01 PM
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Wait what the hell!?
I abandoned that game when it was sealed at the end of 3.

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