We practically barged in zmtomako's office this morning. He was rather lenient after we did this, considering last time someone tried doing that to Greerzilla, he got kicked out of the office.
I don't really like naming names, especially on a widely circulated newspaper such as this one but it was Jim. Greerzilla had about 5 security guards take him out of the building. Imagine the horror of five 175 pound guards dragging a 300 pounder through the ground. I will admit, i peed my pants a little after it happened, I was laughing so hard. Wait this is getting publicized? I hope the editor edits out this part but then again he's my archrival. Why do I give out these damaging details in my report?
Anyway... we asked zmtomako about the plan for the Canadian National Team in his tenure and he replied, 'It's a simple strategy. The basics of the plan is to keep winning. Try and push for home court advantage(home booze advantage, my friends call it) for next season's Americas Championships. I'm working with teams with the next generation of prospects to build on the current training plans and just keep them in the loop so training doesn't drop off.'
He continued, 'Other than that, I'm just trying to maintain the program at this point before a permanent coach is voted in next season, either it be me or not.'
Zmtomako has spoken again and you saw it on David's Doses first.
Why is Jim staring at me? He looks angry. He's walking towards me with a newspaper in his hand. Looks like he read my last article. Uh-Oh. Not good.
Last edited by olanipekun at 6/3/2012 1:56:34 AM