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From: A-Dub

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281836.7 in reply to 281836.5
Date: 9/5/2016 12:00:42 AM
Upsyndrome
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Greetings and congratulations,

I am head of the judges committee in charge of reviewing artist's submissions for the FML Radio Live competition. First, let me say that our ultimate objective is to provide viewers with an enjoyable experience. As so, submissions are judged based upon creativity, originality, and overall. . .outstanding-ness? of art.

As an art enthusiast, I pride myself on my abilities in my respective profession. And I must say, of all the years I've spent reviewing artwork, yours -- by far, is the worst; never before have I seen such lack of attention to detail; sloppiness; poor color choice and image quality. I mean, my god, it's as if your submission was done by a child.

Quite frankly, I'm not sure how your submission was selected, but I assure you it was by accident. Our interns negligently mishandled the prized submission and the delivery man must have mistakenly chose yours.

Unfortunately, it is too late to overturn the selection. Viewers will just have to stare unpleasantly at your appalling artwork.

sincerely,
judges committee


"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
From: moflaffle

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Date: 9/5/2016 1:33:35 AM
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That's a lot of words

From: A-Dub

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Date: 9/5/2016 2:02:41 AM
Upsyndrome
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A proper response would have been:

:(

Edit: You need to log into discord so I can read that message to you verbally. The verbal comedic delivery is so much funnier.

Last edited by A-Dub at 9/5/2016 2:09:18 AM

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
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Date: 9/5/2016 4:04:48 PM
Milwaukee Lethargy
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Oh wow my logo actually got chosen lol

Guess A-Dub wasn't ready for that yet. But his kids are gonna love it.


From: shikago

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Date: 9/5/2016 4:09:15 PM
Milwaukee Lethargy
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Now please give your give your critique of Christopher Wool. Here's a few sample images:



And the $29.9 million:




From: A-Dub

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Date: 9/5/2016 4:26:44 PM
Upsyndrome
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The texture; the originality; the creativity; the brush strokes; the raw attention to detail; the sophistication. . .beautiful!

Do you even art bro?

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
From: shikago

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Date: 9/5/2016 4:45:33 PM
Milwaukee Lethargy
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I was hoping you'd go more in depth.

please turn the above into a trainerman length critique.



From: A-Dub

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Date: 9/5/2016 4:55:22 PM
Upsyndrome
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:(

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
From: shikago

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Date: 9/6/2016 3:11:56 AM
Milwaukee Lethargy
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Maybe every couple of weeks you can review an artist here? That'll turn that frown upside down!

Last edited by shikago at 9/6/2016 3:15:20 AM

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Date: 9/6/2016 7:21:23 AM
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Ya I did the ads as a fun way to have a break in the middle. I have access to a library of music for use in stuff like this at the radio station where I work. I did the same for the intro, outro, and return featuring Jkalltheway.

I have 1757 players for sale and I'm $25,835,360 in debt. Buy them at outrageous prices, or be selfish and make me go bankrupt. You decide, BB.
From: A-Dub

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Date: 9/7/2016 6:17:28 AM
Upsyndrome
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Upsyndrome II
At age 11, I was a black built in Bob Ross oil painting technique.


"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
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