Breaking News: Mountain Eagles forward Paris "Gang Gang" Gaganakis was arrested last night at a rest stop orgy in Nebraska. When asked, upon his release, if he regretted the incident Gaganakis told reporters that he was proud of his role as the group's power bottom because, "The power bottom does most of the work in these things." Fans are now lobbying the Mountain Eagles to allow Gaganakis to change his nickname to "Gang Bang."
I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, Hey he's no pig-man!