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Date: 12/17/2016 1:01:17 PM
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People are mad at me because I wrote save trees on a piece of paper.

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Date: 12/17/2016 2:53:36 PM
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

From: Chekreyes

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Date: 12/17/2016 5:17:49 PM
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Coach Ward and Trainerman are in the woods hunting animals when all of a sudden Trainerman drops to the ground clutching his throat. His face turns blue and he stops breathing.

Panicked, Coach Ward calls A-Dub.

"A-Dub, I think Trainerman just died! He's blue and not breathing!"

A-Dub responds, "Alright, that's ok, I can help, don't panic. First let's just make sure he's dead-"

There's a loud gunshot heard in the background and then Coach Ward comes back on the phone.

"Alright, now what do I do"??

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Date: 12/18/2016 2:28:18 AM
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Yeah tbh I don't need the supporter

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Date: 12/19/2016 3:27:52 AM
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Thanks for your "annual generosity" ;)

Merry Christmas!

From: AIRFORCE1

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Date: 1/19/2017 8:34:09 AM
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Still doing this? What a stand up guy. It is an awesome little present. I know this first hand!