5 reasons why buzzerbeater trainees are better than girlfriends:
1. Girls dump you. A trainee will always be there when you get home.
2. If your trainee is bad at something, you can train him. If your girl is bad at something, you better don't mention it, and just "accept her for who she is".
3. It's not easy to have multiple girlfriends. You can have 3 trainees, and sometimes even 6.
4. Your trainee doesn't get upset if you check the transfer list for other trainees.
5. A girl wants shoes, clothes, makeup, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. A trainee just wants 48 minutes.