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Day 10 (Tuesday 6 December 2022) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Lion Rebels 90 - Miami Cleo 101
BOBBBSBURGS 45 - Motor City Waddupdoe 129
Linndale 101 - Sweaty Socks 45
San Dominica Warriors 81 - The Philadelphia Spartans 64
Carolina Rebels 84 - Hustlas 70
Philly Dribble 118 - Żubr Białystok 105
209’s MostWanted 69 - The Ashkickers 87
BKDogs 67 - The Beer Bellys 127

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 129 : Motor City Waddupdoe
Rebounds : 60 : Miami Cleo
Assists : 35 : Motor City Waddupdoe, The Beer Bellys
Steals : 14 : Carolina Rebels
Block Shots : 17 : The Beer Bellys

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 37 : G. Ricker (Motor City Waddupdoe)
Rebounds : 28 : P. Cheatle (Miami Cleo)
Assists : 10 : M. Smalls (Motor City Waddupdoe)
Steals : 6 : G. Ricker (Motor City Waddupdoe)
Block Shots : 7 : Z. Than Lin (209’s MostWanted)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : P. Matkowski (BKDogs) (23 Points, 6 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 23
Shooting Guard : F. Killian (Motor City Waddupdoe) (20 Points, 2 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 3 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 27
Small Forward : G. Ricker (Motor City Waddupdoe) (37 Points, 7 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 6 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 44
Power Forward : P. Cheatle (Miami Cleo) (26 Points, 28 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45
Center : P. Kalinov (The Beer Bellys) (14 Points, 8 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 1 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 28

MVP of the evening
P. Cheatle (Miami Cleo) (26 Points, 28 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45

The bad performance of the evening
S. Cohen (BOBBBSBURGS) (3 Points, 4 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -11

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : S. Klin (Hustlas) : 8 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : T. Medina (Lion Rebels) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : A. Gallucci (Miami Cleo), W. Westmoreland (Sweaty Socks), B. Pimentel (Philly Dribble), M. Farnsworth (Philly Dribble), G. Ricker (Motor City Waddupdoe), T. Medina (Lion Rebels), H. Quindós (Żubr Białystok) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : F. Carrillo (Lion Rebels) : 6 Three points

The best performer : C. Riggins (Żubr Białystok) : Rating : 16.5

The worst performer : J. Moore (BOBBBSBURGS), J. Hein (BOBBBSBURGS) : Rating : 2.0

That's perfect lol. Lol.

Coach Boone walks into John Walton's office, a shell shocked look on his face. "It's not that shocking," says John Walton. "That is a good team over there. On paper, we are better. But that's why you play the games. We may be better on paper, but just barely. They have a killer defense on that team. Essentially, they shut us down. Your game plan choice against that team was a bad one. But it's okay," says John Walton.

"I don't know. It.was hard to get them to do what was necessary to win that game. I'm not use to that," says Coach Boone.

"I know. But sometimes, it happens. We still have a long season ahead of us, and the playoffs and maybe even the championship. The team we are truly competing against right now is the one's in our conference. Because only one team from the other conference will make the finals. You can lose the next two, and we wouldn't be too shook up. But we will try to improve the roster. We see some weak points. But we can't do anything until our injured big finally plays a few games. But Daisy is no shabby manager. She is excellent. This season she is very attentive. She has a great coach over there. And they are running through the league. Their record is the same as ours now. So, let's just get it together, and win more games. In two games we have scored 139 points and gave up 175 points. We have to go back to scoring the ball. Our fg percentage is in the toilet. Plunge it up so that it increases."

"That's the plan," says Boone. "I just wish we could play them again this season."

"You'll have your chance next season. But we don't know what roster we will have. So this season was a good chance to really show something. So I can understand wanting your revenge. Make It to the finals and win it all, that's the best revenge," says John Walton.

"That, will not happen, with this team," says Coach Boone.

"Boone, you don't know what could happen with this team. They are unpredictable. Sucks, but, it is what it is. Hang on for the ride, and game plan better. And we will have better luck. You game planned badly now twice. Both were losses. Though even if you had the right game plan, we still would have lost. We would have at least scored more. Teams has exploited a weakness of ours. We didn't think it would be a weakness, but it is. Do something about it."

"I can't. They just have to play better. Our defense isn't horrible, but our offense is pathetic. That,.I will fix. The rest of it, we will see," says Coach Boone..

Bobby Sparks was sitting in his office, fuming. "The team has stopped performing. Last three games, 69 points, 70 points, and then 74 points in BBM, against a team we should have beaten. It's starting to look like we are turning into the current Lakers, except that we can say we have a better record than them."

He sat back in his chair and sighed. The owner sat in another seat, then spoke, "It's not the end of the world. As long as we do better than last season, and that's 11 wins. Get 12, I'm satisfied. But you have to keep up with the trends and keep changing the roster to stay in this league."

"I know, I know," sighed Bobby Sparks. "We'll see, we are still awaiting for our second best big man, on paper, to be ready to play. We have high hopes for him. His arrival shores up our bench. But something is still missing. Esposito and Jovanoski are throwing up brinks from all over the floor, Ozakan and Nick Williams are failing to hit shots, especially from the top of the key...., seriously, the worst play of the last week was Nick Williams pulling up from the top of the key, and Ozakan firing from Three. Our bigs has been great on the boards except against Carolina. We did nothing right that game..And Sima needs more playing time. So, what we need as a team is another pg, and a scoring 2 or 3. A scoring big wouldn't hurt either. But we can't get all three. So a scoring pg one wing would be best. But then again, the team may need a break. They get one today. And the lessers get to play all the minutes they want."

John Walton walks into the office. "This team needs confidence. But I don't see the downward trajectory ending soon. It all hinges on the next game."


Last edited by Reece at 12/8/2022 5:03:59 PM

Thanks!

Week Five Power Rankings
Just when you thought you had it all figured out. Another upset this week amongst the noise of higher seeds beating lower seeds. Good to see the status quo can be shaken up a bit here and there. There's some movement on the transfer wire, but we'll leave the Shams reporting to Shams this week. Onto the rankings! (Last week's rank will be in parenthesis).

1. San Dominica Warriors (5)
An unprecedented leap up the rankings this week for Coach Stephenson's crew, with a 9-point increase in EFFG to take 1st and a nearly 11-point decrease in OPP EFFG to move from 6th to 3rd lifts them to the top spot this week. A 106-point victory over Sweaty Socks combined with a wire-to-wire victory over the Spartans will do that for you. Granted the Spartans made it close, coming within one point of the lead in the 3rd quarter before they fell off. This ranking sets them up for an intriguing matchup against Żubr Białystok Saturday night before playing host to the stalwart Ashkickers, which should really define the pecking order of where the Warriors belong. They spread the ball around on offense and are becoming impregnable on defense...will see if that holds up after Week 6.

2. The Beer Bellys (2)
Holding on to number 2, the Bellys have strung together a little winning streak after hitting 4-3 on the season, winning three in a row including thumping my sad sack of a squad like one of those gophers with a hammer at the arcade. They dominated BKDogs at home and now travel to 209's in what should be a good game then play host to Philly Dribble on TV to see where they really stand in the mix of things.

3. Philly Dribble (3)
Philly holds steady in third, despite some other teams’ best efforts (Miami, Ashkickers, & Linndale). They have a 3rd best 130.8 EFFG combined with a steady 69 OPP EFFG. After their stumble in Week 4, they bounced back with a strong BBM win and a Cup victory before then TROUNCING Hustlas with vengeance and then holding off Żubr Białystok to win by 13. After defeating the Great 8's previous #1 seed, then get the pleasure of hosting another Great 8 #1 seed in The Ashkickers for a much-anticipated matchup. After that, they travel to The Keg for what could be a good matchup.

4. The Ashkickers (4)
Another quality team holding on to their spot in the rankings, they're staying consistent in both EFFG and OPP EFFG, regardless of who they play. While their EFFG isn't blowing anyone away, they are winning games, thanks a lot to their OPP EFFG, which is top of the league. Their lone loss came early on against Hustlas who efforted their way to a win, but Tylormade's group is fierce defensively and looking respectable all around. They've got seven players averaging a rating of 12+ on the season. The aforementioned trip to Philly Dribble looms as a big test followed by Carolina Rebels in what could be a fierce competition. I wouldn't be surprised if their record was 11-1, 10-2, or 9-3 after this run - it's a roll of the dice.

5. Miami Cleo (6)
One bot matchup and one bot-like matchup for Miami this week, rolling over BOBBBS abandoned burger shack before fending off Lion Rebels at home boosts their EFFG rank to 7th and keeps hold of their ranking of 2nd in OPP EFFG (there's some really REALLY good defense going on in our league this season with three teams giving up less than 60 EFFG and six less than 70). Does their walk-over win against Żubr Białystok early in the season help? Sure, but without it they'd still sit at giving up 56.7 EFFG, less than a point different than my calculation has them with that 10th game. An easy matchup against 7th seeded BKDogs on the road is on the horizon before playing host to 209's MostWanted next week.

6. Linndale (7)
Speedtraps' crew with a nice jump up improving their stock in both EFFG categories this week thanks to nearly identical wins against Motor City and Sweaty Socks. They'll turn those victories around to face some stiffer competition this week, although now that the Spartans sold their recent acquisitions this morning, that might not be the case fully. Linndale hosts the reverted Spartans before taking a road trip to the newly formed volcano known as SmackDown Arena to face Hustlas in an interesting matchup.

7. Hustlas (1)
Losing back-to-back games against quality teams produces this unseen before tumble in these power rankings by Reece's Hustlas. They dropped 15 points in EFFG and another 9.5 in OPP EFFG, dropping 5 places in the first ranking and three places in the other, while averaging a surprising 69.5 PPG and less than 60 in EFF for both matchups. While they didn't necessarily play outside centric offenses in those two games, they went an incredibly terrible 6-38 from three-point land in those two games. Before those two games, they were shooting a not great 35% from that storied land, but thanks to a 15.7% completion rate from three over the last two games, their season average now hovers just above 30%. Not that the three-ball is their game. This run smells like a game shape issue - rumour has it that Coach Boone was heard screaming at Jonata Esposito after their BBM loss last night because he'd been coasting through their wind sprints at practice the last two weeks. At any rate, it might not get better in Week 6, though I've learned to not count them out, as they've got matchups against San Dominica Saturday before hosting Linndale next Tuesday.

8. Carolina Rebels (8)
My flattery of Daisy Merollin aside, Carolina has steadily improved in both efficiency categories over the course of the season, culminating in their 14-point victory on the road against Hustlas this week, following their weekend victory over Philadelphia. Here's the thing with Carolina - they don't blow anyone out (except for the bottom feeders), but they just keep winning. They have a winnable matchup with Żubr Białystok at home before traveling to The Ashkickers in what is now a very anticipated matchup!

9. Żubr Białystok (10)
In reviewing my write up from week 5 of last season, whitestok finds himself in almost the exact same position as last season at this time. Same power ranking, same move one spot up from the week before. Efficiency ratings are OK, but not tremendous. They've battled for that fifth spot in the Great 8 and struggled this week with an 8-point loss to 209's before succumbing to Philly Dribble to land at 4-6 on the season. The previously mentioned tough matchup against Carolina comes up and then they face San Dominica at home - will they be able to pull off an upset to try and steady the ship?

10. 209's MostWanted (9)
209's holding onto .500 with a split record this week, fending off Żubr Białystok before giving way to The Ashkickers. Their EFFG is decent but their OPP EFFG is 30 points higher than the elite defenses in the league this season. While they've been able to hold out and win several key matchups, they're getting it handed to them by the top of the league (They're still better than my Lion Rebels though!). A winnable Cup game tonight before hosting The Beer Bellys and then traveling to Miami. Will they split the games this week again? Or can they start a two-game winning streak?

11. The Philadelphia Spartans (12)
And just like that, it appears the Spartans have decided their big man 170K experiment isn't worth the money and sold off Sorin Nita and Harmo Vaarandi after losing both games this week to Carolina and the Warriors to fall to 3-7 on the season. Their offense had improved modestly over the course of the season, but it was their defense that was picking it up...we'll see if they can maintain that course and pick up a few more wins in what now looks like a race for a higher seed in relegation matchups. They travel to Linndale this weekend before playing host to BOTTTSBURGS.

12. Lion Rebels (11)
Dropping another two games to increase their losing streak to three now, Lion Rebels appear to be putting a lot of energy into BBM and Cup matchups while forfeiting some competitiveness in the regular season. Is that going to mean they forfeit their right to be in Div III? Probably, at this rate. Rumour has it, they're trying to get Sherwood Hollins finished training in his ball handling/driving skills before moving on in the training regimen and that's the only thing holding them back from getting a more fully adequate team on the court all at the same time. Some critical losses to The Beer Bellys and Miami Cleo leave them disheartened, but heading into matchups against Motor City and Sweaty Socks has them feeling a tad-bit hopeful that the season might not be a waste.

13. Motor City Waddupdoe (14)
Sporting a 2-8 record, Motor City has found competition difficult, but having notched their second win with a 129-point explosion this week over BOTTSBURGS, they find themselves facing off against fellow 2-8 record holder Lion Rebels before turning their attention to hosting BKDogs. Is it possible they could find themselves with a three-game winning streak by next week's end?

14. BKDogs (13)
BK dropped a spot this week, struggling in both efficiency categories, especially in OPP EFFG with a 143 number. They haven't won a game since November 17th in a Cup game and haven't won a regular season game since Game 4 of the season against then BOBBBS. A difficult matchup this week against Miami at home and then a trip to Motor City in the hopes of adding a 2nd win to their record.

15. Sweaty Socks (15)
Well, Footsniffer hasn't been online since before Halloween...this might be the end of a human being "controlling" this squad, which at this point, probably wouldn't be different than it already is. Based on Salary alone, I'd guess Sweaty should beat out BOTTTSBURGS, but if they go bot themselves, it's anyone's guess. My group gets a sigh of relief next Tuesday when we travel to sniff around their arena for an evening.

16. BOTTTSBURGS (16)
Not much to say about bots. Too bad, all the same.

Good luck to those of you still in the Cup, and good night!

Blasted rankings! LOL! (sigh) so much for being underestimated was nice while it lasted

Good thing we all know they're garbage rankings!