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A cold open of the exterior of Cassell Coliseum cutting to the slowly filling interior. A process which will repeat for all of tonight's host as a friendly and familiar, but unexpected, voice sets up the circumstances.


Cue: https://youtu.be/X1AgC3pNPv8


Announcer(yeah it's THAT guy):


You are looking LIVE at Cassell Coliseum in the beautiful New River Valley as home standing Deronimo faces a blizzard.


And you are looking LIVE at the arena as quake hosts the Masters in a battle between two teams at opposite ends of the league spectrum.

And you are looking LIVE at The Beer Palace where the host Pistons seek to stay in the blue bloods shuffle for playoff position while the kitties need this one to keep pace near the top of club red.

And you are looking LIVE at The Cave where our cameras will focus in to find out if the bunnies can stay in touch with the top echelon of their conference while the winners need a win to try and escape the cellar.



And you are looking LIVE at the Tokhang Supercenter where storms also are needing to hold serve at home to stay in contention. While round 2 needs this one to get back in the club red playoff discussion.


And you are looking LIVE at The North Charleston Coliseum where the always tough at home Lions look to reinforce their spot at the king of the blue bloods jungle against a bulls club trying to avoid the spectre of the club red swamp.

And you are looking LIVE at the Fabulous Forum where Sparty finds themselves looking at the unfamiliar position of looking up at the rest of the blue bloods while the sharks are needing a win to avoid drifting jnto the club red abyss.

And you are looking LIVE at The Greensboro Coliseum where the Generals and Mavs will battle it out in a matchup with a lot at stake for both sides.

Of Sybil will have her say on tonight's foray's. And even though we are down to four clubs still competing in the cup we will take a closer look at this weeks matchups. Perhaps none of which are more compelling as the Generals upcoming clash with their former league mates from their time in III.9 as current III.3 stalwart Pyramid of Success will pay a visit to the coliseum this Thursday night. And with that in mind we will turn on the way back machine and look back at the Generals time in that league and of how that stay ended up influencing the composition of the club you see today. We will have frequent cut ins on all of tonight's action and there is much more so settle in, prop your feet up, engage in your favorite libation as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 5/11/2018 8:48:06 AM

Wow that is very odd. Ive never seen that.

That's not a bot.

I fell for that the first time I saw it too. It's the managers name.

Playerized does have the best screen name in all of BB.

11-5 split in favor of the blues after two games. Tuesday has some interesting matchups on hand as the 1's 2's and 4's square off. Club red is coming into focus, but we find out about how good Masters is this week. The blues on the other hand could turn into a real battle Royale with cheese as I still think any of the top six has the ability to put together a run. Though Ladson without a doubt looks to be thinking a couple of moves ahead.

Ya, playerized computer player isn't the same as a bot.....lol. He's a straight up playa....play on playa.......

Thank you Coach Lam for whipping my boyz. They got a bit cocky coming into the game thinking they were going to beat some old school players and got schooled! Now, I think I can get them back on track for the long haul. Good Wins Blue, you guys had our number last week.

Tonight's opening montage consist of players matching glares. Of some bumping and grinding down on the blocks, of looks back at a burned opponent after another three ball has been dropped. Etc ad nauseum.

Cue: https://youtu.be/cEOZ9zUtCxQ

Announcer: As season 42 starts to reach it's mid point the slaughterhouse sits at a crossroads as tonight many of our top squads and lower squads will intersect. A few teams still have exits to take for cup competition but for the most part it's pedal to the metal as this edition of the championship chase starts to get into full gear.

At the bottom of the standings...

The bulls host sparty in a contest between two teams looking for any sort of jump start they can find.

Same can be said for the hosting winners in their battle with quake, though a win for the visitor in that one would go a long way of keeping the quake out of the cellar.

The bunnies visit 2 in a tussle between teams trying to stay in reach of the upper echelon.

Stormz will be looking to clean out the litter box to stay within earshot. While the kitties seek to perhaps claim another spot in the standings.

The Generals have a hugely hyped cup contest on Thursday night with a old foe coming in for a visit. Now the question is have the generals developed enough depth to handle their business on the road against a sharks club that will be happy to take a chunk right out of the Generals hide.

The blizzards play host to the Pistons as the loser could well find themselves temporarily on the outside looking in far as playoff positioning is concerned.

The Mavs are hoping to put some salve on their wounds from over the weekend as visiting Deronimo could find their position significantly changed one way or the other depending on the outcome.

And it's a potential finals preview as Ladson is out to prove they are ready to take care of business outside the confines of the NoCo while the Masters are trying to show they are for real and that their gaudy mark has not been a product of a soft schedule and a weak conference.


Per usual Sybil will be here with her prognostications along with her typical brand of off beat social commentary. We of course will be checking in all around the league tonight as there is no game of focus so we can truly spread the love. So on a night destined to separate the contenders from the pretenders make sure to settle on in as we will have it all on the from the opening tip to the very last drip as it's time once again for BB2NIGHT!

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 5/14/2018 4:41:05 PM