In other news the Panthers will be attending a private showing of Daniel Tosh in a unseen and untelevised stand-up comedy on Wednesday at 8 pm (only if they win)! They will be taking 5 lucky people with them (if they win)! All you have to do is be one of the first five people to say the starting 5 of the Panthers! Also the Panthers have their eyes on Brain Ivy (20750038). They have not decided if they want to buy him yet though, but we will keep you updated.
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As a devoted follow of America's Team I wish to register my absolute disgust that this team is still in the cup. I don't want America's Team to be beating up other Americans! I want them to be be beat the snot out of lower tier Taiwanese, random Russians, and smelly, smelly Canadians. How can my heart swell with patriotism and pride of country when we fight amongst ourselves?Short answer: it can't. It pains me that it comes to this...I do not wish to think of myself as someone of fickle loyalty. But if the Panthers do not throw Thursday's game, I will be forced to transfer my allegiance to the alternate America's Team: (28137)