I honestly had the same thought in the 3rd quarter when he was like 2 assists away from the triple-double. Well, except for the grabbing of ankles bit. I'll have you know that my Machines are pillow biters. I couldn't have it displayed any more graphically how deficient my club is at center, too.
About a minute into the game, I realized that I had no clue what offensive or defensive strategy I was playing. Kinda guessed it right around halftime though.
Congrats on locking up home court for the first round.