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Any flooding?

Not around here, not yet anyway. But the southern part of the county is seeing some as they are getting heavier bands of rain.

Another bitter loss tonight and it has the looks of a death knell for our playoff hopes as we are two games and loads of PD out of 4th.

Tonight's opening montage is a typical display of prowess from the pretenders to the contender's.

Cue : https://youtu.be/x3cqSew4rp4

Announcer: with the season dwindling down to its final days there is a distinct separation between the haves and have nots. But in those different castes there is still much to be settled

Over in club red


The kitties will look to keep pace but will have to avoid a classic trap situation against masters.


If daggers is going to try and make any sort of move on getting out of the cellar tonight's trip to Spike is as good of a opportunity as ever.

If the mavs can come up with a win at Wadsworth they can essentially punch a playoff ticket.

And 2 will look to stay on pace against the struggling blizzards.

Over in the big 8

The pistons look to tame the dogs and move one step closer to claiming top prize.

Deronimo will try to continue their quest for their umpteenth second place finish as tonight they face the fading stormz

The nation looks to continue their surge against a Generals B squad which has to suck it up after a difficult loss to Cal over the weekend.


And the bunnies will look to mathematically squash the spiders.

Sybil will be here to seer into her crystal ball. All the news on the ticker will be tabulated. And the commish will come by to give his state of the slaughterhouse address. So don't feel under duress, sit back and decompress as it's time again for BB2NIGHT

The production team adds more to the collage of montage as our mouthpiece waxes poetic.



Cue https://youtu.be/Cfr2HWJYQo0


announcer: as the season changes and the weather cools the competition continues to hear up.

In another edition of the league's oldest rivalry Deronimo seeks to finally dismantle any hopes the Generals still aspire for the playoffs.


The bunnies need to hold home serve against stormz.

Cal gets the clear path against Cincinnati

While the pistons can completely clinch with a win tonight though they do have to face the hard charge of the nation .

The mavs look for the final burst of separation as a win over masters practically stitches up third.

Round 2 has to protect the house while the grizzlies know a RL series is in their future

The kitties will be looking to lay the hammer down for their free pass against Spike as they could easily catch 2 in points by the end of tonight's action.

And the blizzards could easily find themselves in the club red five hole after their dismantling of the daggers.


Sybil will have her say and tonight we will also look behind the scenes at Sybil the soccer mom, you won't want to miss out. Lots of scheming and dreaming on the transfer ticker and we will take a look. And tonight's vox populi examines, what do you worry most about as a fan, you will be surprised by some of what the people say.

So settle in from a busy day, get ready to watch your team play as to set the stage we have all that and a whole lot more as it's time again for BB2NIGHT

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 9/22/2018 11:08:03 PM

Ugh, I used my game against MOB as a template and didn't change the focus...

Ugh, I used my game against MOB as a template and didn't change the focus...

Been there done that. But you still can control your destiny as that season finale is liable to turn into a two part cliffhanger.

But will gladly reap the benefits. Too late to do anything with it however. Season ticket holders got "the letter" letting them know their accounts will be charged for both potential home games in RL series unless they reply by certified mail by midnight Friday. Adjustments of course will be made, well we will send you some leftover swag equal in value to your tickets. Which means there will be patrons who will be getting big ass boxes of Vincent Clemente jerseys and the 2 DVD silver anniversary retrospective.


This season has turned into a surreal Odyssey. Swept by nation, but sweep Deronimo. Four home losses after only 2 in the previous two campaigns combined. Yet I got some good road wins.

Breaking News -- CC Mavs fired their Staff Doctor after 1 season and a half. Coach Law stated, "He Sucked!, we have had nothing but injuries after injuries since that quak doctor came on aboard. My guys, no longer to even be treated by him. Good Riddance!." Hopefully the CC Mavs can stay healthy enough now to be some games for the end of the season.

Tonight's montage features acrobatic finishes at the rim along with some strong rim rockers.

Cue : https://youtu.be/ajL5MbW9Vxc


Announcer: as we enter the final fortnight the final push towards the post season continues.

Off in club red

Wadsworth gets the free pass against daggers

Round 2 and masters tangle in a potential first round preview


The mavs look to a return to health with Spike tonight's opponent.


And the kitties will seek to avoid a blizzards snow job to stay on pace.


Off in blue heaven

The pistons will look to put the finishing touch on the top spot against despondent Deronimo.

The stormz will be looking to spring a surprise on the dogs

The bunnies are hoping to solidify their surprise ascension to second against a Generals club looking to capitalize on last Saturday's surprising good fortune.

And the nation will try to get back on point against a spiders squad playing out the string.

Sybil will have her say. Lots of action on the ticker and tonight we will take a special look inside the life of team doctors answering once and for all the question....why is a stomach virus put players on the shelf for two weeks?

Now THAT was frustrating to watch!

Arenas 20-40 but 0-8 from three and he went about 1-11 in the 4th. Damn hot dog gunner.

Irureta 6-14 but he got some boards so I can't bitch but so much about him. Especially considering he pay cut he took compared to last season.

But the rest of you sorry sumbitches!! Three for freaking TWENTY NINE! And can we for the love of God box out on the defensive glass!

That's FIVE home losses, thank God Saturday is the last home game. I would hate to make our patrons wtch any more of this claptrap..

Have you heard all the insipid comments coming from the people on our weekly coaches call in show? Speaking of which, coach will you use a timeout every once in a while? All during the final quarter were flailing around getting eaten alive and your there on the side swapping texts with crab infested Carla from the cheerleader squad. Speaking of which....in what gentleman's club did you find those freaks? You know what, I think I will let Cletus coach you assholes Saturday night and coach and the tweaker brigade can go hang out over at the motel 6 since that is where most of you numbnuts seem to going when you get out of here.



Last edited by Coach Lambini at 9/25/2018 10:09:05 PM

Tonight's opening montage centers around scenes of frustration. From failures to finishes around the rim to coaches flipping out on players, officials and of the fans in a state of incredulous exasperation.

Cue: https://youtu.be/Uxa3bIpmRFU

Announcer: as the final week of the season commences nerves for many are frayed as for many the frustration of missed opportunity continues to build.

Over in the big 8

Deronimo and Cal collide in a contest to see who gets to avoid going to see the pistons in the first round of the playoffs.

The pistons look to silence the storm and to clinch HCA for the postseason.

The Generals look to clinch the five position but the spiders will be looking to spoil the party

And the bunnies need to just bump off the nation to clinch a home game as the cave come the playoffs. But they will face a stout test from the nation which has succeeded in not just having a real chance for upward mobility in the future.

Over in club red...

2 host the bunnies in the game which will probably decide the matter of who wins the division. .

Spike is showing signs of life as they seek to make their postseason as Wadsworth limps along to the finish line.

And the mavs will look to lick their wounds and ride the free ride that has been the reverse table running daggers.


Sybil will seer into her crystal ball. The transfer ticker will be tracked and tonight's Point counterpoint looks at a best way to handle what has be charged

Tonight's opening montage starts with a game clock running under the one minute mark. Followed by various plays of teams that look to be in a hurry.

Cue: https://youtu.be/50xx1_CbJTI

Announcer: Time is running out on season 43. For some just a delay before it all cranks up a notch for next week. For others the clock will hit zero with finality.


Over in club red

Masters and Grizzlies will battle in an attempt to improve their overall lot.

2 looks to nail down top seed while the mavs need this one to solidify their spot in 3rd.


Spike looks to continue the better play of late while the blizzards look to find some momentum at seasons end.

And the kitties will look to keep their shot at the top seed in sight as they draw the free lap of dagger's

Off in the big 8

The Generals try to keep the embers of their playoff hopes flickering against a piston squad securely ensconced in the top slot.

Deronimo will look to extinguish those hopes of the Generals as a win against rapidly improving nation clinches a playoff birth.

Tthe bunnies will try and complete their climb to second though the bulldogs will be looking to sneak in the back door for a first round showdown.

And stormz will look to secure at worst a .500 finish as they tackle a spiders club marking before returning to the bush

Sybil will have her say. We will check the ticker to see who has something perhaps up their sleeve for the postseason. And in our final regular season edition of vox populi we will ask the fans who really is the league's biggest surprises. We got at all and so much more so sit back and relax as it's the game 21 edition of BB2NIGHT