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Do not believe your eyes here. You really think that we lost to Spain? Spain? The same Spain that hasn't won at any international level since the 17th century? I pity your gullibility if you thought for a second we lost that game. Sure the score shows such a thing, but that is merely what the liberal Eurocentric Buzzerbeater elite would like you to think. Take heart dear Americans! I was there, we damn well won this game, and the truth will come out in good time after I'm done suing Charles, placing a hit on Marin, and following the money back to Patrick. Cowardly assmonkeys one and all...too afraid of the superior power of the USA U21 that they resort to cheap shenanigans to try to bring us discredit.

All hail the mighty U21 and the genius mastermind coach fewmit! End communication.

Last edited by fewmit at 11/5/2013 11:00:58 PM

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The casual observer may wonder why the mighty U21 has lost 3 games in a row now. This casual observer may say such things as "there must be some glitch in the game engine", or "I'm confused". The answer is of course the most obvious: we lost those games on purpose. I need not remind you of the self-evidentness that the U21 can utterly destroy any opponent any time. It's so self-evident that I feel ridiculous even pointing it out here. However the inevitability of our victories has become so tedious that I decided to create a new challenge for the team. To annoy this guy: (23806). And we're so awesome that even that was too easy. Next week we may have to cure Alzheimers to keep us on our toes.

And don't you worry about that gold trophy, even if we technically don't win it it will be awarded to us by a unanimous vote of the U21 World's coaches. They know we would have won it and would feel ashamed at some pretender taking it.

All hail the mighty U21 and the genius mastermind coach fewmit! End communication.

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However the inevitability of our victories has become so tedious that I decided to create a new challenge for the team. To annoy this guy: (23806). And we're so awesome that even that was too easy. Next week we may have to cure Alzheimers to keep us on our toes.

You're pretty good at it.

Do the games we're playing in Belgium count? We appear to be 3-3 over the last 6 games.

I don't pay attention to the NT scene so I have no idea where we are in tournament play. I'm guessing these are just scrimmages given the fun nature of your posts.

The last 6 games do count. In the Taiwan game, I think we got a little unlucky. France threw us a Normal, but could've beat us regardless. Spain also Normaled us. If they were to TIE, I believe we would win that one.

Gotcha.

Time to climb back on the bike, I suppose.

Go USA!