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Coach - congrats on the U-21 gig.
Hope it does not take too much time away from your other duties, including that of host of the III.5 league match preview show twice a week.

Cue: https://youtu.be/ennmuhY9OxY

Tonight's opening package consist of smooth Slow mo shots of jump shots dropping, drives to the glass a couple of nice dribbles and passes.


Announcer: as we prepare to clear the first round of conference play and the cup heats up teams across the league take stock of where they are and where they are going.


In baby blue....

The generals and bunnies both have stout cup tests coming two days hence. How each team plays it out this evening will tell a lot about Thursday.

Petersburg took the pipe in Greensboro on Saturday, probably does not bode well for the Neanderthals.

Bloom county seeks to stay the big 8's sole unbeaten though deronimo would like to deal them a surprise to vault themselves back into contention

And the brewskies short bench is battling a war of attrition which is not the way to deal with the bulldogs

Over in club fed....

The mavs look to roll out of Rockford to stay perfect

Bacon and huskers battle to stay out of the cellar

Suffolk looks to draw even with kitties in the win column while fierce looks to find some breathing room

And the Masters and rollers hit the strip to see if the dividing line between playoffs and relegation narrows or widens

Sybil seers into her crystal ball

Alfred and Lee will give you their call

A look at the transfer ticker tells all

And much more is on the way, so it's no time to stall, we've got it all as it's time again for BB2Night!

After looking at the BIG purchase, I thought I would take a look see at the salaries so far:

Team
Las Vegas High Rollers $ 411 553
Cal Bulldogs $ 375 539
Bloom County Boingers $ 348 785
Fiercekitties $ 324 232
CC Mavs $ 320 245
petersburg $ 268 945
MastersOfBBall $ 261 906
The Brewskies $ 256 640
Deronimo $ 249 086
Caerbannog Bunnies $ 248 308
Greensboro Generals $ 243 660
Baconators $ 213 517
Suffolk $ 203 524
Rockford $ 196 545
Nebraska Huskers $ 163 662
Neanderthals $ 131 244

Cue: https://youtu.be/yeVx1C73o8k




Tonight's opening montage shows the fans purchasing tickets trinkets and concessions. Then showing some of the players who are coming in and some who have gone out and of some trying to get rid of.


Announcer: as we conclude the first phase of the season it all comes down to who is making the money or spending the money.

In Club Red


the rollers in many ways have pushed all their chips to the center of the table while the baconators maybe working off the value menu

The kitties continue to chase Championship dreams while Rockford currently sits in the cellar

Masters appears to be making moves towards wanting to be in the playoff picture and tonight they seek to knock-off Nebraska


While the Mavs and Suffolk square off and what at this point would be a playoff preview


In the Big 8

Cal visits deronimo in a battle of two long-term stalwarts both seeking to settle their position in the current season


The general seek to step above the 500 mark while neanderthals is still seeking their Maiden win of the season


The bunnies take on Petersburg as the bunnies seek to solidify their position near the top of the food chain


And Bloom County puts their unbeaten record on the line and a trip to the Brew Kettle

Sybil will have her say. New editions of Alfred's angle and Lee's way are on tap and it's been a crazy week on the transfer ticker and we will give you the latest. All that and more is in store as it's time again for BB2Night!






Last edited by Coach Lambini at 6/1/2019 6:46:54 AM

Three major injuries in seven games. Season is over. Time for rebuild.

I've had some head scratchers over the years.....and the Generals are usually good for one inexplicable loss a season...and the Neanderthals had every psychological advantage (CT vs tie, double gdp, home court) BUT YOU CANT LOSE A GAME LIKE THAT...but I look at the scores across the league and the generals will still be in third.

Actually I had a feeling something whack like that would go down when I was debating on the BB Facebook page with a chap from 3.8 who was talking about how tough that league is, and his retort is that at least "you got neanderthals to beat up on" and my response was that he was putting the whammy on me https://youtu.be/fnTbO26u9bQ

But in the words of Chris Berman that's why they play the game.

I feel like my team injures a lot of people...

Actually I had a feeling something whack like that would go down when I was debating on the BB Facebook page with a chap from 3.8 who was talking about how tough that league is, and his retort is that at least "you got neanderthals to beat up on"

Great- I have the Neanderthals coming to the litterbox for the tuesday night match - hope all the bad mojo got used up in your match. In red, my kitties cannot afford a stumble if I have want to have any chance of catching the Mavs.

A bunch of Bill Lambeer clones...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM-IKDa8PiI

:)

Last edited by chrisbale at 6/2/2019 12:11:25 PM

Lambeer had some serious white mans disease, I don't think he could jump six inches, perhaps the ugliest looking shot this side of Manute Bol and he was one of the dirtiest sonofabitches in league history, but I sure did love me some Bill Lambeer.

Five teams at 3-4, by seasons end it's going to take a battle Royale or a hunger games to settle this. Or to steal a line from the novel we take our leagues title from....and so it goes.

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 6/2/2019 6:41:55 PM

Cue: https://youtu.be/vO_eUx6-1Es

Announcer: as the season trends towards the middle it's time again for each side to match wits. And with viewpoints changing by the game on where each team feels they are heading it promises to be a wild ride .

Two of the top teams battle right off the top as the bunnies seek to knock the Mavs from the ranks of the unbeaten.

The huskers will try to grab hold of some momentum while Cal has decided to let go

The generals will try to shake off the shock of a loss to Neanderthals against a Rockford club kinda laying low.

Masters seeks to stay near the top of the club red food chain while deronimo is trying to climb slowly back into contention


Neanderthals may just have shot their was against the generals but the kitties are rightly wary


The brewskies look to serve their style against baconators as coach Fillmore and company try to claw back into contention

In the cross conference battle of the Virginia Commonwealth tanking Petersburg take a trip East to Suffolk

And the boingers put their perfect record on the line against the rollers are they're new high priced bling

The transfer ticker is always a thing, you will get the latest. Sybil gets her say and Alfred's angle and Lee's way will set the sage of tonight's play. All that and more is in store as it's time again for BB2Night!