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Day 1 (Saturday 28 December 2024) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
GloryBoyz 111 - Las Vegas Red Pandas 115
Anchorage Allstars. 93 - The Dachshunds 81
Defenseless Babies 110 - Wahoo Warriors 89
AZ Sunburn 127 - Auto-Strikers 108
Detroit Globetrotters 83 - No Limit BPE 63
Page 2 149 - Duke Devilz 140
Everett Everymen 61 - Linndale 110
Eternityz Rostah 75 - Andersonville Alligators 85

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 149 : Page 2
Rebounds : 64 : Linndale
Assists : 40 : Page 2
Steals : 23 : Page 2
Block Shots : 11 : Defenseless Babies

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 50 : P. Hengyun (Page 2)
Rebounds : 23 : W. Lemons (Andersonville Alligators)
Assists : 16 : M. Silver (Defenseless Babies), J. Campos (Duke Devilz)
Steals : 6 : C. De Stefano (Page 2)
Block Shots : 5 : C. Colón (Duke Devilz)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : J. Campos (Duke Devilz) (26 Points, 8 Rebounds, 16 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 42
Shooting Guard : P. Hengyun (Page 2) (50 Points, 1 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 3 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 41
Small Forward : V. Corte (Las Vegas Red Pandas) (18 Points, 7 Rebounds, 9 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 28
Power Forward : B. McAlinden (Las Vegas Red Pandas) (35 Points, 9 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots), G. Monda (Duke Devilz) (35 Points, 12 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 36
Center : C. Colón (Duke Devilz) (21 Points, 17 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 0 Steals, 5 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 38

MVP of the evening
J. Campos (Duke Devilz) (26 Points, 8 Rebounds, 16 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 42

The bad performance of the evening
C. Skutt (Duke Devilz) (0 Points, 0 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -5

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : K. Tanko (Page 2) : 5 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : E. Gandy (Wahoo Warriors), K. Tanko (Page 2), H. Ramos (Everett Everymen), A. Junghans (Eternityz Rostah) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : S. Spurlock (Wahoo Warriors), D. Arconte (Wahoo Warriors), R. Denzel (Auto-Strikers), B. Falegnami (Auto-Strikers), J. Massalt (Page 2), L. Schneider (Everett Everymen), H. Ramos (Everett Everymen) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : J. Goldsmith (Auto-Strikers) : 8 Three points

The best performer : C. Colón (Duke Devilz) : Rating : 15.0

The worst performer : A. Stockton (Duke Devilz) : Rating : 4.5

No disagreement on that point here.

I finally got a win over a team better than me. Think we just move straight to the playoffs and call it a nice season.

Congratulations. Interesting game. I'll get a crack at them Tuesday. Looking forward to it.

Hey peoples! New kid here, looking forward to getting rocked in D3! I'm gonna keep training my peeps and let yall whoop up on me while i'm eating my popcorn. Best of luck and happy hunting!

So you're telling me you had 5 losses against the Great 8, the same number of losses that I had. Do I have that right?

Sounds to me like you got 5 problems of your own to deal with. You should probably do that.

We'll worry about the Great 8 when it's time to, and not a second before. The Great 8 isn't my problem until we get to the finals, and only then.

Did that loss keep us out the playoffs? Nope. Did you beat us in the playoffs? Nope. So you agree then you're not our problem. Yet. Wait your turn; you are not who we're concerned with. I haven't done what I want to allow you be thought of as a problem. Yet.

But I will...

So you're telling me you had 5 losses against the Great 8, the same number of losses that I had. Do I have that right?

Sounds to me like you got 5 problems of your own to deal with. You should probably do that.

We'll worry about the Great 8 when it's time to, and not a second before. The Great 8 isn't my problem until we get to the finals, and only then.

Did that loss keep us out the playoffs? Nope. Did you beat us in the playoffs? Nope. So you agree then you're not our problem. Yet. Wait your turn; you are not who we're concerned with. I haven't done what I want to allow you be thought of as a problem. Yet.

But I will...

I guess my question to you is, who do you think waits around for irrelevant teams to determine who is and isn’t a problem? The standings will make that determination so you can just worry about coming up with more characters and dramatic elements for your write ups.

Hey peoples! New kid here, looking forward to getting rocked in D3! I'm gonna keep training my peeps and let yall whoop up on me while i'm eating my popcorn. Best of luck and happy hunting!

As long as you have that 6 figure center on your roster, you'll be giving someone a hard way to go. You gonna play him tonight?

Happy Ourer with you tonight on the first road game of the year for Linndale’s favorite basketball team! Along with Joshua Doe, Sam Dunkley, and Jimmy Buckitts, we’re live from, hey… what do they call this place anyway?

Joshua Doe: I don’t know what they call it, but whatever they call this place that’s where we’re live from.

Sam Dunkley: We’re at the Soul Vineyards, where Linndale’s season came to a halt in the playoffs last season.

Jimmy Buckitts: In Happy’s defense it isn’t where we’re at that’s important, it’s where Linndale is going, and that’s into a building where they are 0-2 against Eternityz Rostah.

HO: Are you saying a loss here turns this place into a veritable house of horrors for Pio Reina’s boys?

JB: Three losses in a row and that kind of thing can start to get in your head.

JD: We’re not here to talk about superstitions. Let’s talk some basketball!

HO: Let’s look around the Great 8.

JB: I heard there’s a couple of jokers out there who think the Big 8 owns the Great 8.

HO: I’m sorry; did you say something about the Big 8?

JD: Ain’t nobody got time for that foolishness! Sam, what you got on the Great 8?

SD: In Great 8 play Saturday, we saw the prohibitive favorite to win the conference, the Detroit Globetrotters, take down another newcomer in No Limit BPE, 83-63.

JD: All that talk of ‘possibly best in the league’ at all those positions and I did not see it Saturday.

JB: They did just enough and they won by 20. Not sure who that says more about, but it does say something.

HO: We saw newcomer Page 2 win a barnburner against Duke, 149 -140.

JB: Joshua, don’t say it…

JD: What? Does it really count if it’s Duke? I’m just asking a question. There were a lot of fouls on both sides, but basically Page 2 ran them out the gym after they beat them up.

SD: Nine points isn’t exactly running them out the gym, but 23 steals and forcing 24 turnovers? I’ll give you that.

JB: Linndale took down Everett Everymen 110-61.

JD: I was excited to Snell and that group play. They have to get some guards on that team. They’re gonna have a long season if they don’t. They’re wasting the big fella and that group of bigs there.

SD: Finally, Andersonville took down tonight’s opponent, Eternityz Rostah 85-75.

JB: That game didn’t look right to me.

JD: I’ll say it. The Rostah was sandbagging and got caught. That won’t happen tonight.

HO: Was it sandbagging or was it Father Time?

SD: Or has Andersonville gotten better? All of those things can be true at the same time.

JD: I’m not trying to disrespect what Andersonville did, but I have questions about that Rostah team. They can be really good, or they could be a bunch of old guys slowing down a really good point guard. I’m curious to see which way this goes.

JB: I spoke to Pio Reina about that, and he’s not concerned about what happened in that game. He did talk up his improved perimeter defense, singling out Walt Colenbrander and Juan Onrubia. He also said Onrubia has chased down Pasman as the best perimeter defender on the team, and Colenbrander is right behind them.

SD: Pasman is always trying to improve something, so I expect him to get to work on that. Defense is his thing and he’s not going to just let someone catch him, he’ll try to raise the bar.

JD: Nobody cares about the defense if you can’t score when you need to. I need to see this group win a defensive game against a strong offensive team. Who’s that guy that’s getting the ball and saying ‘I’m about to score and there’s nothing you can do about it’? Tell him to get some buckets!

HO: Hopefully, we start to see that tonight. When we come back from break we got courtside for the tipoff!

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Jimmy Buckitts: I’m here with Linndale assistant coach Air Allnite. Coach, we didn’t see much of starting point guard Walt Colenbrander in that first game. Will we see him tonight.

Air Allnite: (deadpans) Jimmy, I can’t control what the cameras show. He was at the last game and he played. He even hit a three pointer. What more do you want?

JB: Coach, Pio Reina has referred to him as the unquestioned starter. He didn’t start last game. Will he start tonight?

AA: Jimmy, let me be clear. If Pio named Walt the unquestioned starter, there’s your answer. That’s who the starter is. Understand we have a number of guys who have the ability to start at point guard for this team, and our job is to win games and make guys better. That’s what we’re trying to do. Whoever you see on the floor is a byproduct of the coaches working towards both goals.

JB: You’re known as a guard specialist and shooting coach, but you’ve been working on solving the turnover problem the last few seasons.

AA: We’ve been up and down in that area the last few seasons, but overall we’re trending in the right direction with turnovers. The Rostah backcourt can give you fits, so this ought to be a good test tonight.

JB: We’re anxious to see how things go tonight. Thanks for your time, and good luck tonight. That was Air Allnite, Linndale assistant coach. Happy, back to you.

HO: Jimmy, did my ears deceive me? Did Air Allnite, the resident curmudgeon on the staff just crack a joke at your expense? I didn’t know he had a sense of humor!

JB: To be fair, Happy, I don’t think he knows it either!

HO: Thanks Jimmy! We’ll talk to you a bit later on.