I'll make this a little easier for Charles.
Instructions on how to forge Charles's signature:
1) Start the pen approximately 1cm to the right and 0.8 cm above the bottom left hand corner of the desired signature area.
2) In a flowing and counterclockwise motion, begin to draw a capital 'C.' The approximate ratio of width to height is 1.7:1.
3) Without removing the pen from the surface, continue the bottom of the 'C' into the leading tail of a lowercase 'h.'
4) In the contiguous 1cm*1cm square, scribble like a retarded monkey on crack. Bonus points for ripping the surface with the pen.
5) 0.3cm gap.
6) Draw your best impression of the bastard child of a cursive capital L and a horde of barbarian stick figures committing suicide with grenade launchers.
7) Another 0.3cm gap.
8) His last name: Carefully draw the Chinese character 午, while basking in the peaceful flows of the pen. Proceed to draw every other Chinese character, superimposed one on top of the other.
9) Finish with a very prominent horizontal line, presumably where the 't' was crossed.
Charles's signature is made especially forgeable by the fact that two of his own signatures are ever identical.
Edited 7/29/2007 10:03:29 PM by BB-Mark