As a devoted follow of America's Team I wish to register my absolute disgust that this team is still in the cup. I don't want America's Team to be beating up other Americans! I want them to be be beat the snot out of lower tier Taiwanese, random Russians, and smelly, smelly Canadians. How can my heart swell with patriotism and pride of country when we fight amongst ourselves?Short answer: it can't. It pains me that it comes to this...I do not wish to think of myself as someone of fickle loyalty. But if the Panthers do not throw Thursday's game, I will be forced to transfer my allegiance to the alternate America's Team: (28137)
[Well things are looking up as we head into our cup game against the Stinkheads. Go Panthers!
[Well things are looking up as we head into our cup game against the Stinkheads. Go Panthers!Did the Panthers get the good fortune of playing themselves in the cup? Just recently it was reported that the entire team packed up their locker and left the arena after a game without take a shower; perhaps the "Stinkheads" is in reference to themselves?
[Showers are for winners. If you haven't even learned this basic motivational tactic, perhaps we should have voted Buckeye in after all.