Good luck mate.
I found Moutinho's Game Analyzer but it doesn't work with newer excel versions I think (I saw that you tried to make it work in the past and you couldn't so it will definitely not work now).
Moutinho's program was written in Visual Basic, but without the VB native code it's impossible to modify the program and address the issues. So I have started a little project of my own this weekend to calculate advanced stats for teams and players based on a number of games using VBA instead. I mapped most of the events I think (used 4 or 5 games), now I need to find a way to organise the information and download the play-by-play efficiently (more efficiently than Moutinho's tool).
If I ever complete this project I will share it with the NT and U21 staff.