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Ugh, I used my game against MOB as a template and didn't change the focus...

Ugh, I used my game against MOB as a template and didn't change the focus...

Been there done that. But you still can control your destiny as that season finale is liable to turn into a two part cliffhanger.

But will gladly reap the benefits. Too late to do anything with it however. Season ticket holders got "the letter" letting them know their accounts will be charged for both potential home games in RL series unless they reply by certified mail by midnight Friday. Adjustments of course will be made, well we will send you some leftover swag equal in value to your tickets. Which means there will be patrons who will be getting big ass boxes of Vincent Clemente jerseys and the 2 DVD silver anniversary retrospective.


This season has turned into a surreal Odyssey. Swept by nation, but sweep Deronimo. Four home losses after only 2 in the previous two campaigns combined. Yet I got some good road wins.

Breaking News -- CC Mavs fired their Staff Doctor after 1 season and a half. Coach Law stated, "He Sucked!, we have had nothing but injuries after injuries since that quak doctor came on aboard. My guys, no longer to even be treated by him. Good Riddance!." Hopefully the CC Mavs can stay healthy enough now to be some games for the end of the season.

Tonight's montage features acrobatic finishes at the rim along with some strong rim rockers.

Cue : https://youtu.be/ajL5MbW9Vxc


Announcer: as we enter the final fortnight the final push towards the post season continues.

Off in club red

Wadsworth gets the free pass against daggers

Round 2 and masters tangle in a potential first round preview


The mavs look to a return to health with Spike tonight's opponent.


And the kitties will seek to avoid a blizzards snow job to stay on pace.


Off in blue heaven

The pistons will look to put the finishing touch on the top spot against despondent Deronimo.

The stormz will be looking to spring a surprise on the dogs

The bunnies are hoping to solidify their surprise ascension to second against a Generals club looking to capitalize on last Saturday's surprising good fortune.

And the nation will try to get back on point against a spiders squad playing out the string.

Sybil will have her say. Lots of action on the ticker and tonight we will take a special look inside the life of team doctors answering once and for all the question....why is a stomach virus put players on the shelf for two weeks?

Now THAT was frustrating to watch!

Arenas 20-40 but 0-8 from three and he went about 1-11 in the 4th. Damn hot dog gunner.

Irureta 6-14 but he got some boards so I can't bitch but so much about him. Especially considering he pay cut he took compared to last season.

But the rest of you sorry sumbitches!! Three for freaking TWENTY NINE! And can we for the love of God box out on the defensive glass!

That's FIVE home losses, thank God Saturday is the last home game. I would hate to make our patrons wtch any more of this claptrap..

Have you heard all the insipid comments coming from the people on our weekly coaches call in show? Speaking of which, coach will you use a timeout every once in a while? All during the final quarter were flailing around getting eaten alive and your there on the side swapping texts with crab infested Carla from the cheerleader squad. Speaking of which....in what gentleman's club did you find those freaks? You know what, I think I will let Cletus coach you assholes Saturday night and coach and the tweaker brigade can go hang out over at the motel 6 since that is where most of you numbnuts seem to going when you get out of here.



Last edited by Coach Lambini at 9/25/2018 10:09:05 PM

Tonight's opening montage centers around scenes of frustration. From failures to finishes around the rim to coaches flipping out on players, officials and of the fans in a state of incredulous exasperation.

Cue: https://youtu.be/Uxa3bIpmRFU

Announcer: as the final week of the season commences nerves for many are frayed as for many the frustration of missed opportunity continues to build.

Over in the big 8

Deronimo and Cal collide in a contest to see who gets to avoid going to see the pistons in the first round of the playoffs.

The pistons look to silence the storm and to clinch HCA for the postseason.

The Generals look to clinch the five position but the spiders will be looking to spoil the party

And the bunnies need to just bump off the nation to clinch a home game as the cave come the playoffs. But they will face a stout test from the nation which has succeeded in not just having a real chance for upward mobility in the future.

Over in club red...

2 host the bunnies in the game which will probably decide the matter of who wins the division. .

Spike is showing signs of life as they seek to make their postseason as Wadsworth limps along to the finish line.

And the mavs will look to lick their wounds and ride the free ride that has been the reverse table running daggers.


Sybil will seer into her crystal ball. The transfer ticker will be tracked and tonight's Point counterpoint looks at a best way to handle what has be charged

Tonight's opening montage starts with a game clock running under the one minute mark. Followed by various plays of teams that look to be in a hurry.

Cue: https://youtu.be/50xx1_CbJTI

Announcer: Time is running out on season 43. For some just a delay before it all cranks up a notch for next week. For others the clock will hit zero with finality.


Over in club red

Masters and Grizzlies will battle in an attempt to improve their overall lot.

2 looks to nail down top seed while the mavs need this one to solidify their spot in 3rd.


Spike looks to continue the better play of late while the blizzards look to find some momentum at seasons end.

And the kitties will look to keep their shot at the top seed in sight as they draw the free lap of dagger's

Off in the big 8

The Generals try to keep the embers of their playoff hopes flickering against a piston squad securely ensconced in the top slot.

Deronimo will look to extinguish those hopes of the Generals as a win against rapidly improving nation clinches a playoff birth.

Tthe bunnies will try and complete their climb to second though the bulldogs will be looking to sneak in the back door for a first round showdown.

And stormz will look to secure at worst a .500 finish as they tackle a spiders club marking before returning to the bush

Sybil will have her say. We will check the ticker to see who has something perhaps up their sleeve for the postseason. And in our final regular season edition of vox populi we will ask the fans who really is the league's biggest surprises. We got at all and so much more so sit back and relax as it's the game 21 edition of BB2NIGHT

I know it's been a bit of a rote affair this season but where is everybody?

Your open consist of teams going thru their various trials and tribulations.


Cue : https://youtu.be/8ClhNKgTcag

Announcer: as the season comes to a close it has been a hard journey for many. And even though most matters have been set there are still a few things that hang in the balance.

Over in the big 8

Deronimo is settling in for what may be an extended stay at the cave as the surprising bunnies will be hosting a first round matchup.

Cal though would like nothing better than to steal the 3 hole but they have to get past a suddenly pesky nation to do so.

Top dog Diorite has a tune up against departing Cincinnati

And stormz and the Generals get it on with 5th place and the pride of finishing with a winning record at stake

Over in club red....


The blizzards and Grizzlies are both assured of finishing under .500 but whomever wins tonight will secure 5th and what could be an important HCA in their relegation battle.

The mavs are looking to secure a winning campaign and assure themselves of a 2nd meeting with the kitties in the first round


Masters however is poised to take that position just long as they slip past Spike


And round 2 gets the free pass as they will deal daggers their final card


Sybil will give her two cents and will also look to the postseason ahead. Time is running out on the transfer ticker but we will have one final look. And our intrepid team will give you their choices for the best and worse from the season that is settling into our collective rear view mirror. So let's look back, and take one more step forward as the regular season finale for BB2NIGHT is.....now

I'm still here, and I would like to thank you for the commentary every game night.

I'm still kickin for a week or two. I've made some changes to get younger at some key spots and its cost me down the stretch as far as any chance of hanging around another year but it's time I head back to D-IV so I can train and be competitive. I will definitely miss the commentary....always look forward to the nightly matchup commentary. Wish you guys the best for sure. Ill jump in from time to time to drop my two cents in.

I think it's another lost season for me. I expected to fall to 4 and play Diorite which I think I actually match up better with. But it's the Bunnies who have my number...