Your teams are good enough that you shouldn't have to do this. None of you represent my country.
If only this was real life and I had an American flag sewn on my shirt, you could have ripped it off and walked away as I dropped my head in embarrassment.
Just like Jerry Seinfeld getting his US Postal service badge ripped off by Newman for delivering too much mail.
"Well, no ones gonna top that." - http://tinyurl.com/noigttt