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Here Here My Brother Herc wiser words have never been spoken "we both knew we'd get knocked out" When I was on Christmas break and couldn't change my line-up my GS and Euth took a beaten.

I do wish I could of received another playoffs game $$$ but you out-coach me out of that one.

Changes will have to be made for sure - All of our money is looking funny.

Thanks Herc for totally putting the whammy on my boys. But I can't say I wasn't prepared for the eventuality. The big thing is, I know that guy who has been down for the blasters is going to show up. For sure he will be for all intents about "80%" but that kid is going to get a shot of cortisone or what the hell ever, slap that knee inside a sleeve and tape it real tight and he will be out there. And that presence is what you call a true "x" factor.

So it's going to be the bunnies served up for the chefs to slaughter! Great job getting to this point, but it's the chefs time in view.

Our opening starts by highlighting the various ingredients that have gone into the recipe the chefs have conjoured up to get to this stage.

Cue. https://youtu.be/2PqfDyPAcBw

Announcer: Gordon Ramsay himself could not have come up with a more complete selection of eclectic offerings than the chefs have on their way to the final. The contents have simmered all season long and now are ready to be served on a champions platter. Just one little obstacle remains....

Cut to Issac Elliott pouring it in against stormz.

Cue: https://youtu.be/OysEzsruFK4

All that stands between the chefs and slaughterhouse immortality is Issac Elliott's flying circus aka the bunnies. After coming off the pace to claim the big 8 the bunnies will now look to pull the biggest shocker of them all.

Cut to the generals and blasters getting the respective better of each other over their first two entanglements.

Cue: https://youtu.be/7L6L1NbJuIo

But tonight we not only see one team take the first step towards becoming a champion we also get to see the end for one of two teams which have long standing ties to this league. Greensboro used a wave of emotion to run away with game one. Michigan held serve at home with a performance that while not as impressive in terms of margin was certainly no less in doubt as they controlled matters the whole way. And now their big gun is back, as to how many rounds are in the chamber remains to be seen but alas another level of intrigue has been added. It is a situation where neither team deserves the fate of falling to d4 but which is going to happen nevertheless.

Sybil will have her say, we will have our ceremony for MVP coming at halftime and we will also announce our slaughterhouse man of the year as well. So even though times might be uneasy don't get quesy as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!



Last edited by Coach Lambini at 1/21/2019 7:30:17 AM

Looks like the better team deserved to stay up. Which is just as well, I’m seriously going to have to blow the team up and stay down for a while. Best of luck to everyone next season.

GG.....

If you had been healthy the whole way this easily could have played out different. I'm in much the same boat, need to burn it all to the ground and essentially start anew. But since I survived another season I guess I keep bailing water and hoping my luck doesn't run out. I never can be accused of a youth movement but going into next season this team is going to be really really old. And it is frightfully flawed, particularly up front, for the last several seasons the generals have gotten beaten like a drum on the boards, not looking for that to improve but so much. One big issue is we have no real cash flow, between half a mile on the gym and the FA acquisitions it's left the bank account depleted. We have a good up and comer in Katsumata and Han still has lots of upside but we need to develop a big man from within. In the backcourt the Greek and Arenas are solid, the Frenchman not so much, in fact we are so unsettled at the 3 it is a real problem. Plus even with a team that I think will be better than this edition upward mobility is difficult. the issue then becomes, how many more times can this franchise be driven to the edge and not eventually topple over.

Congrats lambini, glad you're staying. No offense blasters, we'll miss you and definitely wish you good luck. Hope to see you back soon, but even better for you if you land in another d3 I'd say.

Your opening montage features purely our championship competitors, starting with the chefs the going towards the bunnies


https://youtu.be/vltC-O7PDYQ

Announcer: tonight we are going to see a coranation of the chefs as our new champion. After a season of running roughshod over the rest of the league they stand just one victory from a title. But standing in their way is a Scrappy bunch of bunnies who would like nothing more than to extend the festivities one more day.

Sybil will give her input. We will take a look back at the season that was. And we will go ahead and start looking ahead to the new season just ahead. So don't step our to the store, it's time to get the score as it's another edition of BB2NIGHT

Hail to the chefs, they are the champions. https://youtu.be/puJePACBoIo



And even though they were vanquished mad props to the bunnies for coming so far. https://youtu.be/kE186w91YVU

Now let's join our post game coverage....already in progress


Coming back to a empty cave, the cleaning crew hard at work cleaning up the balloons and confetti which did not fall for the home team.





Announcer: And it's another season in the books as in the end the chefs just had a unbeatable recipe. After the press and pundits placed them in the pigeon hole of also ran management decreed they were going to have none of that nonsense! And congratulations go out for a job well done. As we prepare to bid a fond adieu to this year's voyage a new season awaits with baited breath. Where it lands our returning competitors and the new blood which also will be added is anyone's guess but I know we all look forward to finding out where it will lead. Before that however let's take one last look back at the season that was as we all celebrate the conclusion of another campaign. Until we all meet again, good night.

Cue our champions celebratory montage

https://youtu.be/OJi4bln-hHQ

Congratz! Chefs - We didn't see this coming lol.
So we got whipped just to prove a point and back into tank mode?

Congratulations to the chefs on their league title.
With the Chefs bound for D.2 land, the rest of the red teams are eager to have a realistic chance at competing for the title next season.