how different European history and philosophy would have been if some of the Ancient Greeks had been named "Gorillas":
-- Gorillas'
Republic would guide political theory
-- Gorillas the Great would have created a vast world empire stretching from the Mediterranean to India, establishing many cities named, get ready for it, "Gorillasia"
-- Gorillas would be The Philosopher and influence, among others, Thomas Aquinas
-- The Age of Gorillas would have produced the Parthenon
Instead, thankfully, Gorillas is simply the name of a young BuzzerBeater player picked up by ATL