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8/9/2023  0 replies    

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The Dachshunds: Celebrating a Strong Season and a Bright Future

The Dachshunds are thrilled to announce our successful finish to the season, securing second place in the highly competitive Big 8 conference and boasting the best defense in the conference. Our achievements this season reflect our commitment to excellence and strategic growth, setting the stage for an exciting playoff run and a promising future.

One of our key objectives this year was to enhance our arena and cultivate our young talent. We are proud to say that we have accomplished both. Our upgraded arena now stands as a premier venue for fans and players alike, fostering an electrifying atmosphere for our games.

A standout highlight of this season has been the emergence of our star prospect, Mike 'Majestic Mike' Kearney. Mike has demonstrated extraordinary potential and skill, positioning himself as a future Hall of Famer and an all-time great Dachshund. His performances on the court have been nothing short of spectacular, and he represents the bright future of our team.

Heading into the playoffs, we are proud of our accomplishments and focused on our goals. Some difficult decisions were made at the end of the season, including cutting several main players, to allow us to retool the roster and secure funds for future development. This strategic move ensures that we remain competitive and forward-thinking.

To our loyal fans, we extend our deepest gratitude. Your unwavering support is the backbone of our success. As we advance into the playoffs, we call on you to continue to bring your energy and enthusiasm. Our defensive identity, much like a pack of determined dachshunds, defines us. Together, let’s show the world our relentless spirit and defensive tenacity.

Go Dachshunds! Let's make this playoff season unforgettable!



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