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5/7/2022  0 replies    

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Xenos CFO Fired! Kim demands a trade, and Didier Glachant has one for the record books.

Season 64 was a success in many ways for the Xenos. A playoff team. A deep run to the sweet 16 in the cup. Another great draft. But things are never perfect. After discovering Xenos CFO Christian Mader was in fact 3 goblins in a trench coat, they were escorted to the gate and banned for life.

Fan favorite Ki-Wook Kim is unhappy with his minutes, after 250 games with the team he's playing only a few minutesa game. He's asked to be traded or that a hammock be installed in his locker. Management is considering their options.

The Xenos continue their great success in the draft. This season getting a tip from Curt Trevino that his "cousins neighbors kid back in the swamp is going to be crazy good someday." We drafted Samuel Hyman. With the 7th pick. A 6'6" 19yo with hall of fame potential. He's the 2nd HoF to join the team in 4 seasons. He is in need of a nickname though. After exploring the market, management has decided to try to make it work with both big time salaries on the team.

We've buried the lead here for sure. In the first round of the playoffs in season 64 Didier Glachant laid claim to the best performance in 3.7 league history with 12 blocks. He thanked his teammates, he thanked management, and he thanked the league for providing great competition. We hope his record stands for the next 64 seasons.



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