Big 8 - Returning Teams
Conference Finalist: UK Nuggets (17-5) CR 23
Coach Holocron has a solid roster back from last season's confernce finalist. Qingyi and Hiriart are colossal down low and Franklin Jones is the straw that stirs the drink for this talented and deep roster. A pair of U21 guards anchor a solid training plan and everybody's favorite literary genius Sherwood Dickens whose prose is matched only by the Ghost of Walt Whitman, may be the best bench player in the league. Expect this franchise to compete for promotion this season.
Made the Playoffs: Milwaukee Lethargy (16-6) CR 55
This homegrown squad of genetically engineered gingers and their mad scientist manager, shikago, get maximum value from its roster. A large operation of 73 players this franchise might have the most competitive practices in DII. Expect a dogfight from this team, and don't expect to be able to scout or even tell their players apart.
Made the Playoffs: Rip City Revival (13-9) CR 62
Enigmatic manager, Jbogroff is bullish on this season's iteration of RCR with an eclectic mix of young guards, familiar posts and newly acquired aging veterans. The frachise may have too much salary coming off of the bench, and is undoubtedly too young in the tooth at guard, still they are a threat every season for the playoffs and tend to have deep Cup runs. Maris and Jackson enter their primes with help from Dedic and a stupendous acquisition in Rossano Lualdi. The franchise must hope that its young guards can develop quickly and that Abdul "Kid" Irurosqui can step us to be a capable DII starter at only 23.
Won Their Relegation: ATL The Hawks (9-13) CR 101
Manager HawksGoodKnees is a savvy veteran with a solid core 4 entering its prime. While depth may be an issue currently, it likely won't be for long as the franchise found gold in this year's draft and should be able to command a decent transfer fee to bolster their stable of finances. This franchise has over 1,000 wins and NBBA experience.
Won Their Relegation: Defenseless Babies (8-14) CR 88
Manager IBFletch (Dr? Dr? Dr, Dr) deftly navigated last season's relegation series to keep its DII dreams afloat. Now the franchse must chart its course forward with several aging contributors. The roster appears to be in turnover, though the remianing players are more than capable of competing now. Veteran Casey Stacy appears to be around for the moment. Rosa, Alfaro and Hernandez complete a formidable trio in their prime, and Korzeniak brings firepower off the bench.