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Milo's Meadow sits silent and empty. The sanitation crew clearing the reminants of the celebratoi confetti from a short while ago.


Announcer: another season is in the books here in slaughterhouse five. We saw some teams return to form, others improve and a few surprise teams get taken down. In the end we saw the Mavs sweep past the competition in one of the most comprehensive displays of dominance in recent memory. The new season will be upon us soon but let's take our last look at the season that was as Coach Law and company will be returning home to the Metroplex as champion. Godspeed and good grace to them going forward.




https://youtu.be/kSNgR6WESkA

Thank you Coaches Lamb, Hokied, Homercat & Chrisbale for your support.

Coach Lamb we did make it back to Dallas to really celebrate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0x2az5KVhQ.

It's been a 5/6 seasons here at the Slaughter house and what doesn't kill ya will make you stronger. We built this team on the back of some rookies and 1st year players and now their growth has paid off. The Slaughter House has always made us feel at home and we will never forget it. Good Luck to all and I can't wait to see what next season for the Slaughter house will hold. Thanks to all and Good to All.

Walks away with confetti all over and shedding that one tear down the face .... Coach Law fades into the darkness ....

Great job Coach Law good luck!

New league looks completely different. Lot of teams coming and going.
Good to the top team in both blue and red promoted up.

There's nothing quite as encouraging as checking your new league's forum and seeing that the members have nicknamed it the "slaughter house"... O^*

The good news is that two teams promoted at least

New teams joining III.5 picked the right season to join the league. It was an slug fest, especially in Blue for several seasons. But all that struggle did some good - two teams promoted up and several got sent down. Resulting in a lot of new blood to the league.

It may be a wide open league now, with playoff spots and a championship title, for grabs. And with Coach Lamb returning for another season, new team will be introduced to the BB2Night feature of the league.

Good luck to all of the newcomers. And welcome back to the veterans.

Last edited by homercat at 8/15/2019 11:12:29 PM

Cue: https://youtu.be/7yXIeQHEcx4

Your opening montage consists of clips of those who are back for another season and of the vast amount of new blood infused into the slaughterhouse.

Announcer: with another season about to commence ours is a league in flux. With a mass influx of fresh faces it promises not to be another typical season in the slaughterhouse.

Over in Crystal blue persuasion...

The longest tenured team in deronimo gets to roll out the welcome wagon against thunders

The High flying brewskies get a whiff of the mouth breather


The generals will be serving calipari at the coliseum


And the bunnies (my dark horse choice to take home honors) as lso welcomes the new blood as they get ready for the revival

Off in club red...

The lumberjacks step over to Suffolk to break their maiden


The rollers see incoml come visiting the grand..


Masters will look to turn bamas debut blue


And in the only game opening night between teams who were...you know...actually here last season..favorite fierce takes on a baconators club that many were surprised survived

Sybil the soothsayer will be here. Vox populi will take the league pulse to see what those who survived '46 think of the new arrivals and Visa versa. Alfred's angle and Lee's way will also present their takes on the subject and we will take a moment to let each team tell something about themselves for the group! No matter what it is our staff with get the scoop as it's time again for BB2Night!

thank you.

Also league be sure to follow my upcoming press release: fickle fans find fun in finishing fiduciary future of franchise.

Oh and I forgot to mention . . . this is actually my second foray in III.5. I'm the artist formerly known as Rip City (and Heathcliff Attackers). My final season in this league was one of Deronimo's first few seasons. I was previously banned from the game and allowed back in after some time off for poor behavior. For those who are curious about the backstory, you can find a past post of mine buried in the III.5 forum (just looked for a locked thread entitled Confessions of a BB Addict).

Anyway, I'm reformed now, so it's cool. Just the one franchise and the Utopian team (I was so glad they did this).

I'm a pretty active poster when there are others to talk to. . .and a pretty frequent press release guy to for the same reasons.

Lol, I remember that. Welcome back!