MILWAUKEE (AP) - The Milwaukee Lethargy remain undefeated under their new GM after a 16 point victory over the Alta Vista Cobras last night. Unfortunately the Lethargy are ineligible to make the playoffs this year, due to inheriting 14 losses by the previous, now defunct team they are replacing.
The city of Milwaukee has intended to declare tomorrow "Lethargy Monday", but as of press time still hasn't gotten around to it according to unnamed sources.
A major letdown is expected however against the league's top tiered teams, as the players have little motivation according to their GM. "What's the point, this is everyone else s' fault but mine about our situation. I'm gonna go take a nap. What do you mean saying I just woke up 2 hours ago? I enjoy sleeping, ok?"
Edited 10/12/2008 11:16:10 PM by shikago
Edited 10/12/2008 11:20:37 PM by shikago