Milwaukee, WI (LNL) - In a surprise move the new home of the Milwaukee Lethargy Hall Of Fame is an abandoned "Dress Barn" and not the smaller, less glamorous abandoned Arby's [of the food court].
There has been speculation that this trivial bit of "news" is simply a weak attempt to distract fans from the team's second straight loss in the conference finals. When confronted about this the Milwaukee GM deftly avoided questioning by telling reporters to "look over there" and quickly running off as their heads turned.
The first induction ceremony is scheduled for sometime this off-season. Rumor has it that Kool and the Gang will be in attendance performing their hit song "Celebration", though there has been no official confirmation from the team so far.
The team had previously announced their intentions of converting the Arby's into a Hall of Fame seasons ago, but a lack of finances, low interest in the team, & the overall laziness of management saw that nothing ever came of it.
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2009 LNL (Lethargy News Ltd.).