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Antti-Eemeli ”Booze” Viinanen introduces a new product.
Posted on 2/26/2023
Antti-Eemeli Viinanen has released a new product on the market. It is called AE-viina and it is a brand of alcohol. The volume of the product is always going to be determined by Booze’s PPG for the previous season (now 24,7%) and the price will stay loyal to Booze’s jersey number (10€ for one 0.7 liter bottle)! The announcment prompted the very same question that someone asked Morgan Freeman in the movie ”Lucy”. ”What happens when we reach 100%?”. Only time will tell, but in the mean time get your own bottle of AE-viina and by the end of the day you have the skills needed to go through the alphabet from A to E.
Muokattu viimeksi 16.9.2024 8.37.32, LA-MrMassa
