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Guzzler's Host New KFC Sweepstakes Winner
Posted on 4/13/2024
Due to a mishap regarding the previous year's KFC sweepstakes, the Guzzlers have been forced to retroactively accept a new member to the bench: Pavlo Kovalev.
International shipping delays the previous year placed Kovalev into a queue to be eligible for the prize; a lifetime supply of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a place on the bench of the Tampa Bay Guzzlers.
"I don't even care about the chicken," Pavlo tells us. "I'm in it for the unlimited soft drinks."
He now joins the other three sweepstakes winners. When asked his favorite soda he replied with, "Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb," but has been seen mixing several sodas together at the fountain. The big winners can be found at the nearby KFC before every single game, so feel free to come congratulate both new and old winners.
In other news, Reporter Randy Jimothy is still missing and presumed dead. Please continue the search!
-Tampa Bay Times - Generated by AI --HELP FIND RANDY JIMOTHY
