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Jests Win in Front of Packed House

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Zoetebier Guarantees a Win

11/18/2011  3 replies    

Walters Returns to the Lineup

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Jests Wave Goodbye to All-time Leading Scorer

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Zoetebier Guarantees a Win

The New York Jests are reeling after 1 point loss to Hunterkri... Hunterkiroul... Hunt... Hunterkiroala... ah whatever their name is at the last second. The loss dropped them to 8th place, 0-4 start.

"We've got our backs against the wall for sure." Said Darren Zoetebier, the teams longest tenured Jest. "We've got a lot of new guys we have to get acclimated, we've had some people banged up and coming in out of shape but we seem to have everybody on the same page now and we need to hit our stride. Everybody knows what they need to do. We're going to play hard and play like its crunch time. We need to get this win here. In fact, I guarantee we will win this Saturday!"

An interesting motivational ploy for sure as the coach typically doesn't allow the players to speak to the media, preferring instead to lock them in the locker room after practices and games with a rusty steel chain.

When asked for comments on his treatment of the players, the coach replied, "Hey its called a LOCKHER room right? Maybe even these clowns stop playing like girls they can get a little free time outside."

Last edited by Rambo VT at 11/18/2011 11:35:34 AM
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By: INA-Tangosz_676
To: Rambo 		181973.2 as reply to 181973.1
11/18/2011 12:22:35 PM
where's the rimshot when Coach needed it at the end?

In other news, it appears you shot your karmic load on the U21 team.

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By: Rambo
To: INA-Tangosz_676 		181973.3 as reply to 181973.2
11/18/2011 1:37:46 PM
:) Only the last loss probably had to do with "karmic loads"

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By: INA-Tangosz_676
To: Rambo 		181973.4 as reply to 181973.3
11/19/2011 10:56:12 PM
Guarantee paid in full!

WOO!

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