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Jests Flame Out of Playoffs, Replace Entire Staff

3/24/2014  3 replies    

Jest Bring Back Clemens Petty to Pair Up With Rex Perez

3/8/2014  0 replies    

Jests Reach New Lows in Snoozer, Fan Survey Implodes

1/12/2014  0 replies    

Hunter Macis Added to Hall of Fame

1/7/2014  0 replies    

Rex Perez Wins MVP, Team Rewards Him with More Playing Time

12/20/2013  0 replies    

Jests Expand Court to 20,000 Forget Key Points

12/17/2013  0 replies    

Welcome to Jester Court at The Mecca

6/28/2013  0 replies    

Enrique Ortiz-Tamés Heads Back to Spain

3/28/2013  0 replies    

Season 22 Review

2/28/2013  0 replies    

The Return of Rex

1/9/2013  0 replies    

League Investigating Fighting Kelts

12/27/2012  0 replies    

Le Sigh

12/22/2012  0 replies    

Jests Turn to Moses

12/16/2012  0 replies    

Jests Back to NBBA

11/25/2012  1 replies    

Jests Get a New Toy

9/11/2012  0 replies    

Silver Medals All Around!

8/21/2012  1 replies    

A Single Tear is Shed

7/11/2012  0 replies    

Another Top Team Tumbles at The Mecca

6/20/2012  2 replies    

Jests Take Down Top Team

6/6/2012  2 replies    

Natellio Hired as Director of Branding

2/24/2012  0 replies    

II.3 Gets Risque

2/8/2012  0 replies    

Tonya Harding Spotted in New York

12/7/2011  0 replies    

Jests Prove They Aren't Joking, Extend Win Streak to Four

11/30/2011  0 replies    

Black Book Found in Argaudas Mielinis's Locker

11/27/2011  0 replies    

Jests Win in Front of Packed House

11/23/2011  0 replies    

Zoetebier Guarantees a Win

11/18/2011  3 replies    

Walters Returns to the Lineup

11/14/2011  0 replies    

Jests Wave Goodbye to All-time Leading Scorer

11/11/2011  0 replies    

Jests Short Staffed

11/6/2011  0 replies    

Jests Head Into Opening Day With Heads Down

11/4/2011  1 replies    

New York Jests Relegate for the First Time Since Inaugural Season

11/1/2011  1 replies    

Future Bleak in New York...errr...Virginia

10/21/2011  1 replies    

Lance "Ox" Mattox Honored

8/2/2011  0 replies    

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Jests Flame Out of Playoffs, Replace Entire Staff

After the Jests laid an egg in the first round of the playoffs, team management went on a witch hunt and ended up replacing the entire staff of the team, bringing in Jordi Criado from Puerto Rico as the new trainer, Phill MacCrouther from Scotland as the new doctor and Mitch Holmes from the Bahamas as the new PR-Director.

When asked if the team realized the staff has little bearing on the on-court performance the team replied: "No Comment"

The question remains whether this was a purely business decision or perhaps there is some truth to the tensions in the front office among rumors of an expansion team.
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By: INA-RamQ_833
To: Rambo 		392175.2 as reply to 392175.1
3/25/2014 4:37:32 PM
Ah what levels did you end up going with? It was probably a good idea to do that before all the new teams came in looking for staff. Good to hear there will be an expansion team to the Jests. Perhaps the New York Clients?

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By: Rambo
To: INA-RamQ_833 		392175.3 as reply to 392175.2
3/26/2014 11:01:57 AM
Purely rumors but maybe the Brooklyn Frets?

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By: meineymoe
To: Rambo 		392175.4 as reply to 392175.1
3/29/2014 2:42:27 PM
Hah! Did the same thing, after getting bumped in the second round when I thought I had a title shot. Also have half of my team on the auction block.

At least you'll get to beat up on my scrubs and rookies in the scrimmage this week.

-oo-

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