Mount Etna - Weeks into a new season in Division III, word is coming out of the Sons of Vulcan organization about about the grisly details of the team’s activities during its Season 24 championship run. Like the New York Mets of the 1980s and their illegal drug use, rumors originating from players that have been released by the Sons of Vulcan are running rampant about the team’s illicit behavior during Season 24.
According to longtime Sons power forward, Floyd Morales, the allegations reached all the way up to the front office. “Once they signed Letourneau, the whole mood in the locker changed. It was like we were invaded by an occupying power and there was nothing we could do. He started bringing Canadian Bacon for lunch; do you know how much that stuff reeks when it’s reheated in the microwave?”
Morales’ sentiments were echoed by former Sons guard, Nelson Calloway, “Letourneau was one thing, I could handle one Canadian, so could most of the other guys. For me, they crossed ...