All Press Releases

Eclypze Announcer Suffers Seizure Trying to Pronounce Names

2/25/2014  1 replies    

Steve Williams Terrorizing Cup Opponents

1/10/2014  0 replies    

Despite Poor Start, Smedlock Insists Future is Bright

10/13/2013  0 replies    

Fans Accuse Eugene Smith of Ballhogging in Playoff Loss

5/31/2013  1 replies    

Elar Hell Breaks Loose

1/3/2013  2 replies    

Eugene Smith Emerging As a Superstar

8/17/2012  3 replies    

Bulgarian Imports Seek to Make Big Impact

4/28/2012  1 replies    

14,000 Fans Turn Out at The Q to Watch Exciting Duo

3/10/2012  0 replies    

New Rookie Joins Team

2/6/2012  4 replies    

Connie Mcintyre Changes Jersey Number

2/1/2012  0 replies    

Back to the Drawing Board

1/24/2012  5 replies    

Super Team Assembled; Let the Winning Commence

11/7/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Trounced by Underdog Team in Playoffs

10/26/2011  2 replies    

The Nemesis Inducted into Eclypze Hall of Fame

8/10/2011  4 replies    

Forward Search Update

8/3/2011  0 replies    

Smedlock Looks to Acquire Star Forward

7/30/2011  0 replies    

Team Looks to Regroup After Disappointing Playoff Loss

7/23/2011  0 replies    

The Nemesis Decides to Take His Talents to South Beach

5/25/2011  4 replies    

Smedlock Answers Charges of Cult-Like Practices at Training Center

5/9/2011  1 replies    

Connie McIntyre Puts Up Huge Stats in Season 15

4/13/2011  4 replies    

Fans Very Excited About New Player to Join Team

3/1/2011  0 replies    

Terrible Performance By Team Against the Tornados

2/23/2011  0 replies    

Eclypze Owner Shifts Gears Again

2/15/2011  0 replies    

Fans Exasperated At Owner Selling Off Players Again

2/10/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins Title; Nemesis Wins MVP

1/11/2011  1 replies    

The Nemesis Reacts to All-Star Snub By Blowing Up for 42 Points!

11/28/2010  0 replies    

Australian Superstar Adam Laulala Joins Eclypze

11/9/2010  0 replies    

Farewell Juan Kern

10/24/2010  0 replies    

Serial Eyebrow Shaver on the Loose!

10/13/2010  1 replies    

Who Shaved Kern's Eyebrows?

9/20/2010  0 replies    

Rookie Nemesio Xermade Beasting Over the Competition

9/7/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Files Lawsuit Against Eugene Register Guard

9/1/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Attacks Rookie With a Knife, Sent off to Finland

8/10/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins The Trophy!

6/30/2010  0 replies    

Spiritual Guru From India Hired as Trainer

5/29/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Requests Trade

5/1/2010  0 replies    

Star Rookie Horacio Unites with Long Lost Brother Barbu

3/5/2010  7 replies    

Press Announcements

Eclypze Youth Movement is Underway

A couple of seasons ago Eclypze was a good team but one that was mostly old. Many of the players were 34+. There were instances where players would drop a key skill by three points in just one week.

Luckily the transfer market has been very strong and the team has been able to recoup their initial investment despite the players having aged and loss of skills in the process. This has allowed Eclypze to transform the team into a much younger and a lower salary team (if, perhaps, slightly less talented). The franchise is now turning a good monthly profit but is still competing to win the title. All of the starters and key players on the team are in their twenties with the oldest being 32. Four are actively being trained including 23 year old future superstar Dan Timmons. The future is bright for Eclypze.

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